Cowmaximus (4:30:24 PM): I've always dreamed of having a girl fart in my mouth.
Skullduggeryyy (4:32:04 PM): Wow.
Skullduggeryyy (4:32:06 PM): Now..
Skullduggeryyy (4:32:09 PM): That's disgusting.
Cowmaximus (4:32:15 PM): What?
Skullduggeryyy (4:32:16 PM): And that's going into my profile.
Skullduggeryyy returned at 4:32:32 PM.
Cowmaximus (4:33:41 PM): The hysterical part is you finding it disgusting.
Skullduggeryyy (4:33:48 PM): I know.
Cowmaximus (4:34:29 PM): I know you've fantasized about that as well.
Cowmaximus (4:34:54 PM): As I know every man has.
Cowmaximus (4:35:04 PM): And if they haven't?
Cowmaximus (4:35:08 PM): Closet homosexual.
Cowmaximus (4:35:10 PM): QED.
Skullduggeryyy (4:36:08 PM): No.
Skullduggeryyy (4:36:14 PM): I've never fantasized about a woman farting into my mouth.
Cowmaximus (4:36:22 PM): It's ok, cocklover.
Skullduggeryyy (4:36:29 PM): We could take a poll.
Skullduggeryyy (4:36:34 PM): See if I'm the minority or if you are
Cowmaximus (4:36:46 PM): Hmm, yeah.

Wait....that...that's just not fair.

thats a good way to come down with fart in mouth disease

as someone who has been successfully treated for fart mouth disease, it's actually not as bad as it sounds. 5 Days of antibiotics and you are good as new, ready to enjoy more oral farts.

The Polka King of New Bedford Who Recently Relocated To Fall River, ladies and gentlemen.

Anyone who thinks chicks farting in your mouth is NOT hot, needs to check out this thread for a crach course in what's hot.

http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=30476

Totally mind-searingly, ass-bangingly hot.

Farts

Ha ha ha... I don't know how to feel about this, actually.

i have twice... once was at 3am so it was ok, the other as at 1 in the afternoon on a saturday, and then i felt a little weird.

hahahahaa there are times at work where it tastes like someone farted in my mouth.

My mouth tastes like someone farted in my mouth whenever someone farts in my mouth.

no

Yes.

I just got over a case of fart-in-mouth disease. Its no worse then the cold.

i just learned from that movie Knocked up that you can get pink eye from someone farting on your pillow.

I was looking to see if there was a longest fart thread and came across this gem. Slightly disturbing that it has over 20000 views.

Purpose of post? Just ripped a mean 12 second fart. That is all.

You humans and your gases. *Scoff*

only queefs are real

LOSERS! LOSERS WAIT!

when we recorded the Scaphism demo Alex ripped a fart that was so long the laughter died down and then we started looking at each other in disbelief while it was still going. even Alex looked confused. we were drunk and ate 2 or 3 fiber bars a piece the night before, thinking they were regular granola bars. goddamn fiber fart bars.

here's ur goddamn fart bar