what is with this crap? do the manufacturers not take shits? and why is it that a fortune 500 company cant supply comfortable toilet paper to its employees? its like they purposely go out of their way to find a sandpaper/newspaper hybrid. i would rather lose the company picnic and have quality toilet paper than walk around with firehole all day. YOU BASTARDS!!!

that's why you use 50 sheets per wipe and clog up the toilets

50 sheets or 1 sheet, its still sandpaper

Yeti said:

Its not like they can't just go to one of the stores and get a crate of 500 for $3.

^^^ hahaha

Yeti said:

Firehole, now there's a name for a band. The vocals would sound like how you feel right now.

not even reading your post because i'm lazy...but yeah, based on the title of this thread. I'm with you.

rols it or you get shitty hand.

you definitely can't spare a square

Me Mark and Evan of sexcrement had this conversation before.

it boils down to preference. I personally like semi rough toilet paper. it lets you know it's working. you can feel it.

Mark preferred the softer, more bitch ass toilet paper that feels like your whiping your ass with a cloud.


If I wanted to whipe my ass on a moonwalk, I'd do it. Until then, I'm using the sidewalk.

~~~carina~~~ said:

Hahahaha, I always welcome a good Seinfeld reference.

And I completely agree with this. When I was working at Barnes and Noble, they had 1-ply toilet paper. It wasn't really rough, but you'd have to use so much of it to get the job done because you'd fold it so many times. And this got me thinking: Clearly they get the 1-ply to save money right? But if they got some half-decent toilet paper instead, it would cut waaayyy down on the amount people used, so they wouldn't have to buy as much. I bet there is a type/brand of toilet paper that's much better than that stuff that they could get instead and spend the same amount of money because of the drop in amount needed per wipe.

the problem is that girls ball and if you ball good toilet paper, it's like trying to flush someone's fist.

Do girls really ball? I didn't know that. Well, my mom always told me to fold, and I'm pretty sure she's a girl...

I like to stick the used paper on the wall. Then everyone at work knows thats my stall and to keep out of it unless they want my poo on them.

the_reverend said:

Girls fist, also.

i fold though when aaron walks in on me he thinks I use too much paper...so we've done tests where we each take a new roll and see who finishes theirs first.

I may finish mine first BUT he forgets that I wipe when i pee!!!

and his first poop of the day is at work!

shitting in public places is key.

ShadowSD said:

Lemmy Kilmeister has what i would call "firehole" vocals. they sound all irritated and inflamed.

Yeti said:

Yeah, it was originally titled The Ass of Spades.

That graphic perfectly sums up this thread, heh.