the messageboard sucks and all the people suck/are elitists. I get this at least a couple times per show I attend.

I find it hilarious and typically agree. Then say there is only one person who should have the right to be an elitist, but that's just cause he was in the band swivel and whenever anyone posts something like "the new vjegkks CD is out" he replies "I have their 14 copy demo CD which is much better. the new CD isn't that good. check out qwigibo nathrakk instead. it's much better and features vjegkks's original drummer."

anaal nathrakh is trooooooooo

yeah, the messageboard is pretty godawful. no fault of your own, rev.

no thanks to you, brian!

tee hee

I'm no elitist, but I am an asshole with an opinion like everyone else here and around the world.
Isn't that what message boards are for?
and besides, I often come on here and am greeted with the idea that "message board bandits welcomed"

GoatOfCatalyst said:

4751 posts of horrendous elitist bullshit.

Oops, make that 4752!

Hung_to_Bleed said:

Ha! Mine says that now.

Haha! You totally made my day.

Obviously those guys at the shows are reading the posts, they are more than welcome to storm the board and post whatever they want. They just need to realize that when they say something like FROM A SECOND STORY WINDOW IZ LIKE THE GREATEST METAL BAND EVAR THE PIT WAS SO SIKK, they need to be able to back up that statement. I just tend to zone out a lot of the poseurs, once they get tired of moshing and metalcore they'll move on to whatever fad inspires them next.

I, for one, enjoy From A Second Story Window. But yeah, obviously not for everyone and a lot of goobers love them a lot.

Rev.....your first post totally has a 'Dwyer' feel to it.
Am I right, or am I right?

Whatever the opposite of Elitist is. I am that.

open-minded? Liberal?

Well, that's the thing. You love them and can defend them and talk about why you like them. You don't just tuck tail, call someone an 'elitist' and run.

But a lot of these guys don't care for anything beyond a loud crunching guitar, screaming, drums banging and a show where they can touch other mens' sweating bodies without being considered gay.

Welcome to the ADD generation. These days, anyone who actually knows something about some subject (beyond whatever peripherals MTV and popular fashion dictate) is considered an 'elitist'.

it's just as funny when I over hear things that people are talking about and it's about joe christianni, how big of a dick ___ is or something.
funnier when it's someone that you know doesn't post here.
funniest when you tell someone a story (knowin they don't post here), but they say "yeah, I read that"

and the ultimate in funny? talking to someone in a larger national 4-lettered named band and they say "I didn't know your site and then the only thing I see is a post that says 'FUCK _ _ _ _' in big letters. and that's not even what happend".

I am also opposite of open minded.
No...kidding, kinda

brian_dc said:


Not quite true. I'm extremely open-minded and I listen to more kinds of music than most people on Earth, yet I'm still considered an 'elitist' pretty often. I'm probably considered a 'liberal' too but that is a loaded term I hate.

everyone heard it here first. pkok is a liberal and thus kicked out of hand-choke-neck.

"Liberal" doesn't always have to refer to politics. But I am guilty of using the loaded meaning to poke at the Kok.

the_reverend said:

I can't wait for your book about all this. Seriously.

everyone heard it here first. brian pokes kok and thus back in dour cursiva.

the_reverend said:

that's funny...because before I started posting here, I read the posts about the whole "FUCK _ _ _ _" thing.

They cant kick me out...I AM hand choke neck (Elitist)
But maybe they could find a guitarist with similar songwriting skillz...(liberal)

I am Dr Jeckyl/Mr Hyde.

xmikex's review of my "book": most instances of the word "teh" ever.

What is the whole FUCK _ _ _ _ thing? Was this before I showed up?

I can't think of too many 4-letter bands. Korn?

the_reverend said:

What? If poking kok makes me gay, then sign me up for a makeover and BMG music club (favorite genre: showtunes).

Also, I'm moving to P'Town, looking to start a gay grind band. You know, awesome grind bands like Number 12 Looks Like You, Daughters, Robinson. You know...REAL grind.

DrinkHardThrashHard said:

Egyptology + Death Metal = _ _ _ _

Oh! NILE! Right. Hmm, don't remember that.

Anybody remember that "I am Elite" song by WAR?

Yeah.

I had the demo version. As with everything, it sounds way better.

br00tal.

Hahahah.

For the record, I do not always think the early works of a band are their best. Sometimes, sure. But I'm afraid you've gotten me mixed up with another elitist.

haha, it's all in fun. I don't want to imagine living the life of the archetypes for elitism that are out there.

Only death and vinyl are real!

Hahahah.

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermo....aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=56269

that thing on blabber is what reminded me of this.

oh and in this convo, lambgoat comes up 100% of the time.

the_reverend said:

That's funny, because the messageboard is the only part of this site I read 99% of the time.

powerkok said:

HAH! That's exactly what I thought when I was reading it.
I SAW THAT BAND IN 1985 WHEN I WAS HANGING OUT WITH THIS BAND WHO RELEASED A CD I GOT WHEN I WAS STILL IN THE WOMB!!!! FIRST PRESSING!!!!

hahaha, Im tellin ya.

the_reverend said:

Hahahahah. Blabbermouth and Lambgoat are both pretty stupid. I can't read them.

If I even mention RTTP in any way to "non-posters", I get groans and a slew of obscenities describing the people on here hurled at me before I can complete my sentence. Most of which are correct. What a bunch of assholes you all are.

Lambgoat is terrible, but Blabbermouth takes the cake of some of the most idiotic things I've ever read on the internet.

They are all just scared.

pam said:

occasionally I lurk on lambgoat to download crap that people post there. Occasionally there's some good stuff that I wouldn't know about otherwise.

err...I mean music. Not crap.

brian_dc said:

It's easy to get the two confused at Lambgoat.

rum roll:

hah-HAAAH

I think the hatred for this board comes from people posting here about their bands, getting flamed for 100+ posts, and never coming back. They don't pass the hazing.

hiiiii-ooooooo

"16 yr old Nu-Metallers that really think they know everything about the last 30 years of Metal.

It makes this whole comments section look stupid. A bunch of whiny, nut grabbing, "GIMME MY AVENGED SEVENFOLD", "slam everything over 20 yrs old because it's cool to be an idiot" jerk-offs.

The best thing for Blubbermouth to do would be to burn this page and all the rotten, spoiled, Nu-Metal children with it. That way you can take your posers Lamb of God, Children of Bodom, and the rest, turn 'em sideways, stick 'em in yer arses, and kiss your own arses goodbye as you all roast in the glorius flames of vengeance.

Stupid fucking kids."

Sums up Blabbermouth pretty well.

The only time I get told anything about this essageboard is in reference to how unbelievably funny I am.

pam said:


Maybe they should try being in bands that aren't fucking terrible. Faggots.

pam said:

I'm not an asshole. I'm Robocop.

The only people I know who bash RTTP always seem to be very up to date on what posts are here (including my own), meaning they are hypocrites and they read the site.

Yeah, everyone I know that HATES this board always tends to say "oh yeah I saw that" when I refer to something I read on here.

I don't know I think FMP's board was a lot worse

TOPIC:I BOUGHT ITALIAN LOAFERS BECAUSE I AM TRUE AND STYLISH

RESPONSE:YOU ARE NOT TRUE FASHION IS FOR POSERS!

RESPONSE: YES HE IS TRUE YOU CAN HAVE FASHION SENSE AND STILL BE ELITE

RESPONSE: FUCKING SUBHUMAN KIKE SCUM

RESPONSE: LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT MUSIC FOR ANOTHER 45 PAGES OF DEBATE ABOUT CLOTHES AND KIKES

(REPEAT)

FMP has a forum? Still, to this day?

DrinkHardThrashHard said:

yes except the I was talking to Nile and I mentioned rttp and then I was told that story and then i grabbed aaron and pulled him in the convo..he never gives me credit for all the stories i find

*sigh*

carina's story is correct.

the_reverend said:

i believe it, anytime there is drama/gossip a woman is always involved.

i'm going to get my post name embroidered on my rttp sweatshirt once i become a top 10 poster. i went a year posting with out logging in, totally set me back.

as the longest posting current member of this board (aside from aaron) I feel it's my duty to make a statement.

fuck em.

straight up... fuck em.

I've taken shit for years on this board from metal nerds, hardcore nerds, emo nerds, metalcore nerds, fat girls, junkies, crusty gaymos, kids who claim to live in dumpsters but have cell phones, kids who claim to live in the forest but have high speed internet access... and I'm still here. I never conceded this board to anyone no matter how many times I was outnumbered, or no matter who thought they were clever for calling me "more like GayMikeGay". I have no sympathy for anyone who can't outlast a little bit of hazing.

gaymikegay said:

thanks for the snoozefest. on to more important things; is it customary to get your name on the left or right sleeve?

RTTP is the ONLY message board I have EVER posted on. period. Even though I am, odds are, much disliked (or at least my opinions and rantings) I still cannot help but imagine that this what message boards are for. Who the fuck would want to post on a site where everytime you said something (regardless of the topic or issue) everyone responded with "yea man, totally, I agree 100%, couldn't have said it any better myself!" People need to lighten the fuck up.

yeah man i totally agree 100%, couldnt have said it better myself. Sac isnt wholly received well here, it was fairly disheartening at first, but i could really care less. this site provides quality entertainment during my breaks here at work.

what's the alternative?

Bridge Nerd?

Relapse?

Bay State Rock?

fuck outta here.

i think this site is a good thing for the "scene" whether it is metal or hardcore..Aaron brings everyone together...only to bash each other on the messageboard

this is the only message board i post on too. i lurk the b9er sometimes, and i've taken a gander at at lambgoat. lambgoat posters are obnoxious, there's funny mean and then there's mean to look cool, they are the latter. my problem with the b9 is that it's like highschool, it seems like everyone is trying to so hard to look cool. then kris mission or one of the brophy's will say something funny and everyone else will grab that phrase and beat it to death. if every thread on this board had someone saying 'fugg' i would stop posting, "JUST SAYIN"

ya i got shit on at first still do somtimes but the second you let people on the internet seriously hurt you feelings your a pretty big pussy...plus this is the only place real good local metal gets promoted.....i think i went on lamb goat one time and someone posted that lamb of god was better than porphyria or somthing like that..i havnt gone back since

tbone_r said:

Thats so true, but you know whats really obnoxious?

THE VOCALIST FROM THE AU PAIR.

does anyone else here feel like there is separation on the board between threads?
ex. i can't remember the last time i posted in the same thread as rusted angel or joe/notcommon

jim is to lazy to get his password said:

i don't know you or how you know i'm friends with him, so i guess i don't understand your joke.

tbone_r said:

I think I met you when they played with In Dire Need at Romans a long time ago

Yeah I did and you thought I was in In Dire Need when I look like no one or sound like no one in that band. hahahahaha.

joenc and ra don't post anymore. joenc got married and went on to a wonderful career in the pham biz.
RA got bounced out on someone's head.
xRIPx

I like this board because even though I'm not in a band and don't listen to a lot of the bands you guys talk about, there's no asshole moderators locking threads and editing posts.

jim is to lazy to get his password said:

i refuse to take responsibility or remember anything i did or said that night

the_reverend said:

what?

other boards i'm a fan of are the CT Brotherhood myspace group, if you can call it a "board". sometimes that board heats up with pure fire and shit gets good.

i'm also a fan of the southern lord page, though i'm not too frequent with it. should you happen across it, i post there under the nom de guerre of "HARLOTCOMMANDER"

lambgoat is the gay and blabbermouth is a good place to be mean and tell people to stop listening to music, trade their cds in and get a fishtank

tbone_r said:

LIKE high school? most of those kids are IN high school. there was a thread on there a while ago titled "Post Stories of Girls Fucking You Over" the first few were pretty good stories, then it was followed up by 500 posts about "Last year I took this girl to the junior prom. She totally never paid me back for the limo! Wut a bitch! That $40 she owes me is 2 and a half Cold World cds I'll never own!!!" b9 sucks. i'll post on there like once or twice a week (if that).

GoatOfCatalyst said:

hahaha

I've been being called fat and ugly on here for years, you're not getting rid of me.

who knew less than a year of stupid observations translated into "posting on here for years"? you suck.

I've been posting here for years, my pussy anonymous friend. Just had different logins.

tbone_r said:

hahahahaha

actually Pam...I\

i personally have no problems with the message board. its functional and thats all you need it to be. i mean... didnt you code it yourself? all of the other message boards are the same. "wow i have an avatar and a huge signature with gay quotes from gay movies and songs". this place is basic and thats all it needs to be. anyone that complains about it is like 13.

Ive been annoying people since.....

Sept 30....2003 officially, but I posted for like a year before I actually registered.