http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061104/us_nm/crime_tshirt_dc

You can buy a tshirt just like it at Relapse for $12 incl. shipping.

I want one of these shirts.

This won't fly. 8th and 14th Amendment violations, Cruel and Unusual punishment, Due process violation.

Hopefully it says RAPE ME on the back and the kidz'll think it's a Nirvana tshirt.

I have a friend who became a registered sex offender in a fun and unusual way. He was a pretty new driver (he was like 17), and apparently he was driving home from school behind a bus full of little kids (like 10 or so). Well, the kids in the back of the bus are pointing at him and laughing, and flipping him off, all the shit you do when you're eleventeen and at the back of the bus. And one kid's showing his ass, showing his miniature little kid junk, the whole routine. Well, unnamed friend has a bit of a short fuse, and is prone to acting out in some pretty over-the-top and slightly out-of-proportion ways. So he's getting pisseder and pisseder, and at this point he's not even on his way home anymore, he's just following this school bus. Then, finally the flasher kid gets off, and ***** parks his car real quick, jumps out, and runs after this kid with his cock out, completely out of his mind, screaming "You like showing your cock? Huh? You wanna see a cock? You think that's funny?" And so on and so forth, and of course the school bus is still right there, and the cops get called, and you can imagine the rest. He got off with either probation or a suspended sentence, I don't remember which, but he was on the list. (He may have been taken off once he turned 18, I'm not 100% sure how that works.)