I have to explain over and over as I walk that I don't eat meat and why.

"you know they rub the potatoes on the turkey before they cook them" - dude 1
"actually, it's ground up puppies" - me
"those are Spuds Mackenzie™" - dude 2
"it's ok to eat them if they made the puppies cry first" - me

i like puppies... they taste good with BBQ sauce.

it sucks that people want an explaination of it....
and if you don't answer you come off like a jerk

tell them you are deathly allergic to meat. DS guitarist mike is allergic to beef. tell them that you are.

Way to spell. Meethead.

what the hell are you talking about, woman? it is clearly spelled correctly.

yeah, it is now. :-p