The bitch is dead by June. Or so says my twenty bucks.

Anybody else in?

I'm lookin' at you, DaveFromTheGrave!

I'm in.

That's about right, if not by the end of the week. I'm sure she had her laces removed from her shoes by now.

i say we turn this into a sort of morbid game of clue. you have to guess when and how she will die. I say by August and she drinks drano.

She should pull an actual Susan Smith and take her womb-droppings with her.

You know I'm not a gambling man, Ryan. The way I see it, i win whenever she dies.

i say shes due up for some trippy drugged out album.

dertoxia said:

I say she kills herself in the billiard room with the revolver.

I call suicide when she loses her kids.

dude im in i think shell be alive and make a stunning comback b4 dying

no way man, shes way to christian to commit suicide.

wait for this to progress a bit until she gets a nasty dose and O.D.s

John and Dave... you gentlemen are just grand.

Fuck you, Alex. Go spread your sunshine on some other thread.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21325065-2,00.html

she tried to hang herself already

just call me an optimist I guess

hey if there is no one betting the other side you guys dont make much money.... right?

some company is bound to use her crazyness for advertising

maybe shell fuck bigfoot and die during birth

"TrimSpa, baby!"

She needs to slim down again anyway.

i'd put my $$ Baptist born-again antics.

"BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.

She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head"

whoa, this is awesome. now i REALLY want to fuck her.

I bet she od's after they take her kids.. though it's pretty sad her parents haven't stepped in and locked her in a room with windows... if she dies i wouldn't feel bad for any of them.. they are just watching it happen..

**without windows**

I'm hoping for her death tomorrow via freak threshing machine accident. Though I would not bet on that, I am certain the aftermath would be hilarious.

The Mangler is coming after her.

this just proves what wiggers do to our society

I say her boyfriend kills her.

Yeti said:
more like

"because you were inspired by the devil?"

"yes, thats it, i was inspired by the devil"

"I AM, INSPIRED, BY THE DEEEEEEVIL!!!"

grundlegremlin said:

where the hell did you find that picture of me?!

another alternative:

Here's how I say it'll happen. By the end of the summer she'll have her kids taken away and be in some sort of rehab or institution. She'll come out after a few months and then Entertainment Tonight and all those shows will talk about her brave struggle, and how she's planning her comeback. A year later she'll relapse into complete psychosis and end up dead and we'll all be expected to act surprised.

then they'll decide where to bury her for like a month

speaking of which did they bury that dumb broad yet?

SacreligionNLI said:

yeah they finally did like a week ago i think.. so gross.. she sat there decaying for how long? three weeks?

i'm suprised they didnt crygenically freeze her so she could come back and annoy us again in the future.

did they ever even find out who the kid belongs to? or is the list of possibilities to long ?

that is probably the worst advertising i have ever seen. "suicidal teens welcome!"? its like a fucking baseball add.

i wouldnt mind swimming in the Britney Spears Death Pool.

i think you're a little too attached to that decaying mid-section

Hmmm the anna nicole thing is still in the news quite a bit. I'll bet that britney doesn't die until that's out of the news. They always need things to cover up the whole iraq "war". Hey maybe britney will die just before Bush's term ends so that some other moron will make their way into office without half the american population even realizing what's going on.

ha what the fuck? suicidal teens welcome? ive never seen this pic.

that's funny dertoxia, I was thinking the same thing when this thread first appeared. The CIA will make sure she gets all the good help she needs then offer her things like drugs, then her kids will be taken away, and it will be too much for her to deal with the paparazzi, and she'll do herself in, just as we get to the sum of 4000 thousand dead US soldiers.

Christian my ass! She's noose bait.

hahah if this is true it rules so much.....

Britney 'attempted rehab suicide'
From correspondents in London
March 05, 2007 01:00am
BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.
She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.
Spears's manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope.
The former chart-topper's troubles have been revealed in Britain's News Of the World, which broke the exclusive story.
Within days of her suicidal behaviour, Spears - who was in and out of rehab before shaving her own head and later attacking a photographer's car with an umbrella - was begging estranged husband Kevin Federline not only for a reconciliation, but demanding she wanted to soon have another baby.
The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-christ!"
"The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed.
The pop star then tried to hang herself with a bedsheet was but was found before she could hurt herself.

i love how they say the clinic ppl didn't know what to do..
you work at a rehab/mental place and you dont know what to do when someone starts flipping out like that? britney's hard earned whore dollars at work...

let's look at the news that really matters, I dont see why the news covers such lame stories, I mean how many american know what is going on in darfur, or in Nigeria right now

y_ddraig_goch said:

The question is...how many care? Answer: very few.

you win

someone put boobs on her in that american history X pic.

i dunno how to make graphics

Haha.


Alex... I'm not quite sure those go there.

fineeee still dont know what im doing tho