I'm pretty excited to get started. I don't go in until Monday and I'm starting out at $10/hr.

What do you guys do?

i masturbate

i'm a doctor

I work in an office, also $10/hour

you guys make shitty money.

Yeah... never get a job with a staffing company.

yar they do

Do you know how to read a tape? You'd be surprised at how many don't. Oh yeah, don't fuck up your back.

I am a Media Technician. I get paid in uncut heroine.

do you work with this guy?


I'm a "senior" software engineer

I am the internet.

dreadkill said:

and eggberts come out

xmikex said:

You get paid with female heroes?

BlackoutRick said:

with uncircumsized penises

HAHAAHA!!

I abort babies. 20% discount for Christians.

Im a funny guy, hence this post

i put stuff in boxes and then take them out of boxes.

I'm an a/v coordinator at a college out here in Western MA..good pay, full benefits pretty flexible hours

yea what construction for 10$ ur getting screwed.

soon ull raise anuder

destroy the south.

I am a sales rep for a printing company. It is a very un-metal job and I hate it, but for some reason I am very good at it.

I looked at this and thought of YMCA for some reason.

Ive been a cook for 17 years, but now am a Landscape Foreman/Developer.
And a full time Motherfucker.

i think i'm gonna get into prostitution... seems like a solid gig.

sxealex said:

That's just what I'm starting at. I was told I could get a raise within 3 months.

I beat you all. Nine dollars for an hour of back breaking labor unloading trucks and getting bitched at for not completing impossible time frames

i get mad loot for telling people what to do, and if they don't like it then theys fuckin' fiahed.

i used to work in a food distribution warehouse that specialized in meats and cheeses, also $10 an hour. so, i pretty much tossed around 150 lb. boxes of meat for 10 hours a day in an unventilated warehouse with a bunch of fucking retards that don't give a fuck about anything. those were the days. have fun busting your ass for minimal loot, broseph.

10 bucks an hour is gay.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

I'm still young and don't have too many things to pay for. Pretty much just saving up to pay school loans, get a cell phone plan, pay off my car ($100/month), and pay back a few people. That's about it.

*Witty and christian insulting job here*

I'm a clerk in the meat dept at Hannaford's in Hudson NH.

Ryan_M said:

My aunt and uncle used to live in Hudson.

Maintenance (plumbing, electrical, HVAC, etc.)
Pay's awesome.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

i hear ya. i must say that 10 bucks an hour is not bad at your age. what frightens me is that i get all these people looking for jobs in their 30s and 40s saying, "man, $11 an hour to start is great!" gets me wondering what kind of lives these people lead, haha.

MarkFuckingRichards said:

This construction job is my first real long term job. I've had little temporary in school things but this is the real deal for me. Starting at $10/hr is good.

if i was in my 40s and couldn't make more than $11 an hour, i'd kill myself in the most painful way imaginable.

I do all sorts of shit: paint, destroy, build, jimmie rig shit, siding, roofing, plumbing, electrical (in other words I shock myself)...I even carry firewood in for the old man I work for. In my post-college grad state I am hoping to get a job as a police officer....yea, you heard me right, a police officer - good pay, insane benefits, and better retirement than you'd get slaving for some corporation who's probably gonna rob your 401k.

dreadkill said:

most of the people fitting that description that apply for the job i can offer should definitely make with the suicide right quick, bustah.

Hungtableed said:

being a cop would rule

I had a full time job working at a donut bakery at 3am for almost a year after I got out of high school, I got a raise really quick but I was never making more than $9 an hour. Two of my coworkers were making 13 and 16 I believe.