http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/etc/311135033.html

too bad I shoot blanks these days

too bad I'm a college drop out, I could use the extra 5K in a 6 month period for doing something I do multiple times a day anyways for free.

I could sell a couple of towels for millions.

Lie on the application. I'm sure they won't ask for proof. I've lied on numerous applications about my college back round, not 1 has checked.

what? the only take smart sperm?

Welcome to our fortress tall
Take some time to show you around
Impossible to break these walls
For you see the steel is much too strong
Computer banks to rule the world
Instruments to sight the stars

Possibly Ive seen to much
Hangar 18 I know too much

Foreign life forms inventory
Suspended state of cryogenics
Selective amnesias the story
Believed foretold but whod suspect
The military intelligence
Two words combined that cant make sense

Possibly Ive seen to much
Hangar 18 I know too much

i got some strong swimmers... i could do this.

"Before you go in there, I just want you to know that everything is exactly the way it was before I went in ... there is absolutely no way that I spilled all the specimins and had to refill them with my own sperm."