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returntothepit >> discuss >> ATTN: Rich Horror and MSD by DaveFromTheGrave on Sep 16,2007 11:59pm
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toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Sep 16,2007 11:59pm
KillerKadoogan said:
I was glad to have learned of the word Squat Mattress.

I also learned what Mikey/MSD considers to be the most fucked up thing he's ever seen, which in itself made the night worth it. Ask him yourself, it's worth it. Rich's shit-cumming story comes in a close second though.



I wanna hear both of these stories.

One time I blew my load straight up my exgf's nose.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 17,2007 12:00am
MSD's story needs to be told in person.
if he posts it online, he will be going to jail.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Sep 17,2007 12:17am
ha! fair enough



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Sep 17,2007 12:18am
goddamnit, you're just trying to make me more curious



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 17,2007 12:25am
My story is the same way. You need the visual aids.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Sep 17,2007 12:40am
This is called "the shit-cumming story" And visual aids are necessary?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 17,2007 12:41am
Correct. As is me saying 'cahk'.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Sep 17,2007 12:57am
I'm scared.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Sep 17,2007 4:52am



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 17,2007 9:45am
DaveFromTheGrave said:
ha! fair enough


haha. I'll be glad to tell this story in person for all who want to hear.



toggletoggle post by diarrhea_blumpkin at Sep 17,2007 9:57am
killerkadoogan filled me in last nite and i had to literally stop the car in the road and sit in silence for a minute or so while my body went numb.....



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 17,2007 11:30am
That's nothing. I saw it and it's burned into my brain for eternity. Hawt.



toggletoggle post by diarrhea_blumpkin at Sep 17,2007 1:17pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
That's nothing. I saw it and it's burned into my brain for eternity. Hawt.


im jealous....



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 17,2007 1:56pm
DaveFromTheGrave said:
This is called "the shit-cumming story" And visual aids are necessary?


Specifically, a melted chocolate bar, a bottle of shampoo, and a rubber glove.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 17,2007 8:58pm
Mike, have I heard this story in question from you already? If not, I expect to hear it at the next Composted practice.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 17,2007 10:16pm
Didn't I show it to you? It involves babies, duct tape, erect penises, and defecation.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 18,2007 2:11pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
Didn't I show it to you? It involves babies, duct tape, erect penises, and defecation.


Hahaha, ooooh yeah. I was expecting something worse. I guess I've been dehumanized.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 18,2007 2:29pm
You're a terrible person.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 18,2007 2:35pm
Thank you.



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