To all you Obituary fans; I have a copy of xecutioner's return signed by Ralph Santola and Frank Watkins I am giving away over at my website. The url is www.freewebs.com/allmetalmusic/ if anyone wishes to enter. The contest began today (9/19) and will go until Tuesday. You can enter once per day. More times you enter the better chance you have to win. So head over to www.freewebs.com/allmetalmusic/ if you want to enter.
Obituary actually is your dad. Nazi scientists took all the band's collective DNA and spliced it together into one death metal super-sperm (in their high-tech lab on the Nazi moon base), and then implanted it into your mom. Just thought you should know.