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returntothepit >> discuss >> Band names you've wanted to use but couldn't by immortal13 on Oct 26,2007 8:26am
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toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Oct 26,2007 8:26am
I need some ideas here. Of The Betrayed just doesn't fit anymore, since we're more death metal now that we lost the member that held us back from doing so.

Any ideas?



toggletoggle post by lesbian at Oct 26,2007 9:20am
paganmegan



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Oct 26,2007 9:43am
Elmer Fudd Death Squad



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 26,2007 9:53am
Captain Excellence and the CheeseDonkeys.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 26,2007 9:58am edited Oct 26,2007 11:38am
BILL'S TOUPEE

(get it? bills to pay)



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Oct 26,2007 11:30am
Eat a bag of dicks
and Sweatpants Boner



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Oct 26,2007 12:08pm
arrogant squirrel has some stamps



toggletoggle post by brandon...  at Oct 26,2007 12:08pm
Aegathis said:
Eat a bag of dicks
and Sweatpants Boner


Sweatpants boner is a band



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 26,2007 12:09pm
and that's why he can't use it.



toggletoggle post by SinisterMinister at Oct 26,2007 12:13pm
That Goddam Infernal Racket



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 26,2007 12:16pm
the Racist Machine Penis.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 26,2007 12:20pm
people get killed



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Oct 26,2007 12:21pm
brandon... said:
Aegathis said:
Eat a bag of dicks
and Sweatpants Boner


Sweatpants boner is a band


and so is eat a bag of dicks



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 26,2007 1:28pm
Infernal Machine



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Oct 26,2007 1:41pm
i always though that 'hot & spicy innards' was an awesome name for a sloppy goregrind band.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 26,2007 1:43pm
I still want to use Urethra Franklin for a goregrind band.



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Oct 26,2007 2:41pm
Gas shower

For christ sakes

Concentration camp barmitzva (im sure i spelled that wrong, dwyer the human spell check will fix it)



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 26,2007 2:44pm
Chilly Willy & The Funky Frost-Tones



toggletoggle post by jonnyrites NLI at Oct 26,2007 2:53pm
Richard Pryor Conviction
Anna Nicole Smith & Wesson
Stevie Wonder Mic
& Ray Charles Bronson



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 26,2007 2:56pm
Lamp said:
I still want to use Urethra Franklin for a goregrind band.


i used that as a band member name for my poopaidsgrind band urethral rerouting. i was urethra franklin and my friend was some other name i can't remember.



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Oct 26,2007 2:56pm
Green Urethral Discharge
Bloody Feces
Anal Spleen
Placenta Milkshake Enema
Black Urethral Sponge
Pink Sock



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Oct 26,2007 3:09pm
Awesome Band Name

Band Name that is Cool

Coolest. Band. Ever.




toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 26,2007 3:10pm
three word name



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 26,2007 3:12pm
Urethra Franklin is already a band.



toggletoggle post by c.dead at Oct 26,2007 3:14pm
Don't Call Andrew Andy
Schmandy Andy
Candy Andy
What About Andy
Dandy Andy
Sathohdin
Virgin Harry
Bobby Boobs
Smell of Jesus



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Oct 26,2007 3:28pm
ROTFLMFAO!1!one!1 @ Smell of Jesus

Hogface Von Pig Tits and Sathohdinns Dark Steeds

Bay of Belfalas - aaaaaoooooohhhhh!!! dun dun da dun CSHHH!! dun da da dun CSHHH!!





toggletoggle post by C.DEAD at Oct 26,2007 3:32pm
hahah, Dark steeds, thats fucking gold.

shit, i totally forgot about Bay of Belfalas. Dunt alunt CSHHH!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 26,2007 3:32pm
THREE WORD NAME IS ALREADY A FUCKING BAND.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Oct 26,2007 3:53pm
hahaha dunt alunt CSHHH!

dunt alunt is perfect.



WAAAAHHOOOOOOO!!!



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Oct 26,2007 3:59pm
Dirty Sanchez and the Cleveland Steamers



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Oct 26,2007 4:06pm
Funkasaurus Rex and the Party Zone



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 26,2007 4:57pm
the_reverend said:
THREE WORD NAME IS ALREADY A FUCKING BAND.


i thought you named it three word band



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 26,2007 4:57pm
the shitbag faggots



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Oct 26,2007 5:24pm edited Oct 26,2007 5:30pm
May Cause Anal Seepage
Colostomy Casserole



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 26,2007 5:35pm
dreadkill: I officially changed it to three word name after some band polictics and kicking out the imaginary bassist for creative differences.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 26,2007 5:39pm
excellent



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 26,2007 6:40pm
Metallica.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 26,2007 6:47pm
Anything to do with SHIT, BUTT, FECES, ANAL, etc. are the lamest names.



toggletoggle post by Chris_From_Shit_Fuck  at Oct 26,2007 7:25pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
Anything to do with SHIT, BUTT, FECES, ANAL, etc. are the lamest names.



We take pride in being lame.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 26,2007 7:30pm
Let's see, I was in Richard Rape and the Backdoor Boys for a few, and then I was in Cripple With a Death Wish for a little bit. Those were pretty fun. I still want to record as Ritalin is the Answer again at some point, but the other guy pretty much fell off the face of the Earth, so that's easier said than done.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Oct 26,2007 8:57pm
The Christ Punchers



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 26,2007 9:59pm
RichHorror said:
Urethra Franklin is already a band.


Whaaaat? Shit.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 26,2007 11:58pm
I've come up with so many band names that I want to use that I'm actually planning on creating these bands.

-Gronibard/Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition meets Magrudergrind meets Nasum band: Humungous Humunculus
-Joke tough guy hardcore band: Breakdown Lane
-Satanic Man Metal band: Critical Pickle (our logo is going to be a pentagram with an arrow as if it was crossed with the male symbol; possible t shirt design will be a female symbol with a sad face in it)

I was also thinking of calling a band "Death In The Slow Lane," but I've decided that would work better as a Humungous Humunculus song title.



toggletoggle post by This_Is_Heresy  at Oct 27,2007 12:13am
My new band: Pissing With An Erection.
Our first hit single: Fucked in the Ass With a Sandpaper Cock.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 27,2007 12:23am
MOTLEY BRÜETAL



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 27,2007 12:23am
Pissing with an erection is no easy task, unless you don't give a fuck where your piss goes, haha.



toggletoggle post by NIGGER  at Oct 27,2007 1:23am
RACE MIXER SET TO PUREE



toggletoggle post by deadlikemurf  at Oct 27,2007 1:45am
hatian boat people
and
moon gooks



toggletoggle post by the eggman at Oct 27,2007 11:19am
Asian Bird Flu (A.B.F.)



toggletoggle post by the eggman at Oct 27,2007 11:22am
The Amazing Yellow Nigger Band
Galactic Wedgie
Krapwerk
Thin Lezzy
Rip/Fuck



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood   at Oct 27,2007 11:58am
kathleen turner overdrive
sally fields forever
endeadenment
heinous inpregnation
unrelenting decomposement



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 27,2007 12:28pm
Lamp said:
RichHorror said:
Urethra Franklin is already a band.


Whaaaat? Shit.


Yeah, I think they're a Sonic Youth-y type band. But don't quote me on that.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 27,2007 12:44pm
every bandname you can think of is already taken. thankfully, however that band is almost always shitty and its worth it steal said name from them.



toggletoggle post by SW at Oct 27,2007 12:51pm
The Red Blood of Buried Dead Martyrs



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 27,2007 12:58pm
just take a really popular name and put something on the end of it.
ACDC of autumn.
see, it works.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 27,2007 1:08pm
Type O Negative Postive



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 27,2007 1:13pm
http://www.returntothepit.com/bullshit.php ? that's how you got the last one...
It just came up with "Frozen Solution"
that's pretty damn good.



toggletoggle post by NIGGER  at Oct 27,2007 1:25pm
WHITE GIRL ANAL PLUNGE



toggletoggle post by SW at Oct 27,2007 2:22pm
how about NIGGER BEATS A DEAD HORSE



toggletoggle post by frenchman nli at Oct 27,2007 3:06pm
Anti Slant-Eye



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 27,2007 3:11pm
Mortal Dream... of Hurt


that sucks.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 27,2007 4:03pm
ok.. Ride the Erection
I just got that from the Band name Generator.



toggletoggle post by scunt at Oct 27,2007 4:05pm
shitting dildos



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 27,2007 4:13pm
Rain Soaked Erection



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Oct 30,2007 11:44am
Rain Soaked Sodomy



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 30,2007 11:55am
Syndrome of a Down



toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at Oct 30,2007 11:59am
I used to be in a stupid band called Pentafukk and I wanted our logo to be a pentagram made out of dicks but it wasn't evil enough.

Also I always wanted to start a mock toughguy hardcore band called Moshdonalds.



toggletoggle post by mikeatzero1977 at Oct 30,2007 12:32pm
Giggles Von hamsterbeard!!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 30,2007 12:48pm
Fupa McDonis and the Meat Tapestries.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 30,2007 12:51pm
Lamp said:
Syndrome of a Down



weird i thought of that one recently too



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