No the band thing but shitty day job

the library.

I'm a pimp.

software engineer. mostly automation, but a lot of web development too.

I do software support, but it's not so bad; the company's based in France, so there is sanctioned drinking in the office once or twice a week.

"Medical Lab Assistant"
Basically it means I draw blood, register patients, take care of pap smears, biopsy's, shit, piss and any other weird human garbage, and troll this message board posting what I do for work.

programming for medical software

Systems security specialist. Which basically means I click "no" on your request and laugh, laugh, laugh.

Run a merch division at an indie record distribution company.

If you work for Meditech you are officially my enemy.

I am a retail manager and it sucks.

Metal Professor.

[Feb 28,2008 12:13pm - C.DEAD ]

brian_dc said:programming for medical software


If you work for Meditech you are officially my enemy


If you work for a hospital you're probably my enemy too

smut peddler, screen printer and homeless musician

heh

hey, stop using our shit wrong. The shit works if you don't use a fucking hammer made out of your lobotomy waste to input data.

LOL

I'm willing to bet more than a few of us have to deal with each others' companies on a day-to-day basis. With the medical software/insurance/hospital stuff alone, you've got a lot of interconnectedness.

I know Chris (Chris? Bass player?) from Zircon works here, but he looked pretty freaked out when I recognized him from a Ralph's show, so I don't talk to him - I think he thought I was going to "out" him.

Aww shit son, now I know where you work.




I have a couple friends that work for Meditech.

just got a job working for DCU. i cant fucking wait to start this job.

I actually work at Murderworld. Arcade is a tough boss, and the hours are long, but the benefits are awesome. (Those spinning blades and flame jets near the breakroom have got to go, though; I can't imagine OSHA would approve.)

my job title is "liquor processor".

I tutor in the "writing lab" at my school. Basically I just try to polish written turds all day with minimal success.

I am a professional Rich Horror.

haha thats awesome. i prefer to recycle liqour into nice clean urine.

I just want you to know I'd hit it.

hahaha its the only job title i've ever had that i don't mind taking home with me. i consider my weekend binge drinking field research.

I work in the metaverse for mojo. what a slave driver.

if you guys go online or check your email, it's probably through something at somepoint that my company made. cisco is our enemy.

oh my

scott's lawn services. i'll be a certified pesticide applicator next week.

Thank you?

Cisco is the enemy of all the free peoples of Middle Earth.

Just don't cockheadbutt her baby while you're kablamming the vag.

Vag is for suckas. TAKE THE BACK STAIRS.

you can't unscrew a light bulb.
now wait, that's not right.

I almost just choked on a Swedish fish laughing at that.

HIT THAT SHIT UPSIDE DOWN, SON

oh wow, I had forgotten that Pam's pregnant. LOL harder...

not that being pregnant means no sex...just lol harder!

I assist the living.

I am RTTP's King Of Comedy.

Scott and Rob from Teratism are pissed

Apparently she's already had sex. Who's the lucky guy? I heard that other chick on this board is pregnant. I can't remember her name though.

They'd be funnier if they had men's hairstyles.

Insurance & Risk Management Underwriting

Rich Horror & associates gabbing about RTTP drama? Or a police lineup for a suspected bike theft? You be the judge.

Farmer

White dudes be all like zombies at the mall.

i was a copier tech, now i'm a stay at home dad...or stay at home Brad. i collect unemployment and pump gas 8-4 on Saturdays for weed money.

im almost living this dream, getting some decent monies from a car accident i got into, now i just need to get a job to pay for my drugs and records

I make a job out of my practice, that is I play a minimum of 4 hours a day of drums, much more than that on sat and sun.

During the day i work for IKON Document Services downtown across from Boston City Hall. I am a photocopy salesman. I sell our services to law firms mostly. I wear a suit, and I hate it.

I also manage the south boston sound museum. I am the janitor, security guard, handyman, and rent collector. Its awesome.

ouch,law firms are the pickiest bastards, i hated fixing their shit....lol, no pun intended(ouch)

I own a construction company, bad time of year right now. I have done really well in the past so I survive the winter months ok.
Also in Sept-Oct I work at KRF

your absolutely right. total pains in my ass. Although working for IKON has one saving grace, we have a form that we have to get signed whenever materials change hands. Its called the Chain of Custody.... C.O.C. .... it makes for a ton of jokes that seemingly never get old.

Ditto that.

"THIS CAN'T HAVE ANY STAPLE MARKS ON IT, WHY ARE THERE STAPLE MARKS ON IT?!?"

"Umm... you copied something that you took a staple out of."

"THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!" *downs half a bottle of Tums*

Printing sales and estimating.
Money = good
Job = I want to kill myself.

yeah.. i must admit i am a little surprised that people on rttp feel my printing sales-pain.

I'm a cashier at a the Ayer Hannaford.

Ugh, my husband is suffering through this right now. He installs doors and windows...not exactly popular in the dead of winter. SUCKS.

civil engineer.

and no, it's not a courteous person who drives a train... though I would accept payment to do that.

My market segment is a little different from the print-on-demand deal (I work for a commercial offset company), but printing sucks regardless of what capacity you are involved in. It's amazing how worked up people get over ink on paper.

you mean if the other one also did and then the butt of the joke would be that pam's got a boy cut.

Did one of them get a man's haircut? I was unaware.

hm... I wonder how much it would cost for him to replace some windows for me. I don't care that it's winter.

an arm and a leg, maybe even a hand and foot!
just kidding Pam, i'm sure your husband is reasonable, especially in the winter. Alot of my friends do manual labor, the winter is always rough

graphic design, animation, digital multimedia for an educational company

I do the same shit for OCE. I work at an office full of doctors and scientists who can't for the life of them use a copy machine or put a stamp on a letter.

I do not! Shits almost to my shoulders, I'm growing it long.

Hippy.

the one thing i miss is all the hot office babes

This is a good point.

However, my job before that had better girls. I used to fix treadmills. We had the account for the Boston College gym.

Me, fixing a machine at the end of the row, while all down the row, multitudes of college girls jog. Bouncily.

PROTIP: Changing a 240volt motor without looking at it is a bad idea. But these things happen.

any rooms for rent at the south boston complex?

As of right now, no. But that can change monthly. Send me an email and i will give you the phone number to get on the list/check availability in other buildings. ouchdrummer@gmail.com

Im the supervisor of medical records at a mental health clinic. I also cover the phones....

I sell bagels and mop floors.

wow some of you have some real cushy 'occupations'.

my 'job' is an Office Equipment Specialist at Staples. Basically i have a shit ton of responsibility and pressure but get no extra compensation for the work i do for them.

If the store sucks.....it's all on me. if i bust my ass extra hard and reach the goals or even go beyond them then well, i'm just doing my job and get no recognition. shit sucks

ur dwight shrute.

Yea we are all suffering right now, the winter always sux, and this is the worst economy since I became a lic. GC. I actually make my bread and butter with windows and doors. Pam does your husband work for himself or does he work for "the man"? Rev if you want, not that I would try and steal a bid, but let me know how many and an aprox. size. I get my windows directly from the manufacturer and I get them pretty much for what the depot and other outlets pay for them.

For consistent cash flow to pay my bills and not go completely broke, I work for a plant merchandising company. So I water plants while listening to death metal and good hip hop without having to deal with anyone if I don't want to. My "career" is illustration; I'm finally starting to make enough money with it to call it a career, thank christ. I'm hoping that by this time next year, illustration, painting and rocking the fuck out will be my only sources of income.

Barber

newbury comics

about the office work and shit - that sucks I would go insane
about the down time during the winter - that sucks too, but I get from dec 21-jan 31 salaried break so its not too bad, i get to travel and get paid!
during the growing season I have to work my ass off 50+ hours a week though. Right now I have been building greenhouses, but mostly paperwork, doing production volumes, CSA projections, Insect/mammal pest management plans, and nutrient management plans....pretty fun work, its hard but it pays off in free organic vegetables, and sanity

i teach guitar lessons. it's nice.

I do outside plant work for a major telecommunications company.

i am a TA for a graphic and visual communications class for a bunch of stoned high school kids, and a part time barista

I'm a claims adjuster

im a chef

your people made my fucking day today with my settlement

"Clinical Counselor"

that means they didn't do a good job

hahahaha a terrible guitarist i get it

that rules

i dont care they gave me well more then i thought my truck was worth

im fucking stoked

fuck no i dont sell paper

you never saw the episode where he worked at staples then.

no i saw that episode but he was still selling paper

YEAH FAGGOT

Jesus Christ, Aaron, are you some kind of fucking retard?

Rob- He's a subcontractor for a company who contract with Home Depot. So basically he gets all the bullshit involved with working for the man and none of the perks of working for himself. It kinda sucks but he's good at it, he likes the work and the pay is killer in the on-season. He has a lot of schedule flexibility and that's cool, but it's pretty bunk sometimes. He works on the side sometimes but not formally right now, his company seems to think he shouldn't do side work but yet has little to no work to offer him...they're money-grubbing cunts.

I woik for da Gubnment.
And that's all I have to say about that...

I woik for da Gubnment.

Me too, USPS. Winters are amazing!

FUCK THAT! I would be goddamned if I sub-ed from a company that sub-ed from the depot, and was told not to do side work. Money grubbing cunts is correct my dear! I went out on my own a few years ago and it was the best/worst thing I have ever done. Well, I don't know where you guys are located, but I might have a decent size house to do (all interior doors and window trim)and if he needs some extra side stuff let me know. Plus the Rev needs new windows!

my job title is 'appraisal analyst'

i review body shop estimates on auto repairs for insurance companies. its a pretty repetitive job but it pays pretty decently for now, benefits and all that shit.

property management specialist for a boston law firm.
i manage some 20 properties in Jamaica Plain.

i chopped my hair about a year ago. now i look like winona ryder circa Alien:Resurrection, which puts me in a really odd place emotionally...

oh yeah, i work in a digital imaging lab for wedding photographers and artists during the day, then tell jokes to ovine america for drinks and gas money at night.