TheMetalOfMaggot: when do you get a signature model guitar?
meamogre: when you suck my balls
TheMetalOfMaggot: hmmmm
TheMetalOfMaggot: if that was the criteria for a guitarist to get their own guitar
TheMetalOfMaggot: to have their singer suck their balls
meamogre: yup
TheMetalOfMaggot: that guitar better make the singer play awesome too
meamogre: metal would be so gay
meamogre: haha i hear ya
TheMetalOfMaggot: haha
TheMetalOfMaggot: it pretty much already is
meamogre: werd
TheMetalOfMaggot: its not exactly a bad thing
TheMetalOfMaggot: ;)
meamogre: wow
meamogre: i am so hungry for your dick
TheMetalOfMaggot: i wanna feel the carress of those sweet lips
meamogre: i want to force an eggplant into your mouth with my bare feet
TheMetalOfMaggot: HAHAHAHA
TheMetalOfMaggot: i want you to
meamogre: haha sick
meamogre: i want you to play the trumpet into my asshole with a mouthful of breadcrusts
TheMetalOfMaggot: i'm already there
meamogre: i want you to break a concrete block with your half erect penis over my chest while i sing the national anthem to a room full of half-wits
TheMetalOfMaggot: i've been training to
meamogre: good, i'm glad to see you're on top of your game



post by FleshFries at Jul 2,2008 8:23pm

Hahaha, win.



post by Dave_Maggot at Jul 2,2008 8:25pm

i tried putting a title on this, but i think i messaged someone

internet confuse dave maggot

Dave is a champion at failing at the internet.

i deserve a trophy for it

You deserve an eggplant shoved into your mouth with my bare feet like we already discussed, you greedy shit.

that sounds like the best thing since sliced bread

eggplant parm. i will bake that shit for you this week my love. o havent forgotten

yum yum yum yum!

lifetime network anyone?

lol.. we are the fucking afterschool special.

let's film an all rttp remake of the breakfast club

ok, but who here would smoke the weed?

not me. i'd be out of commission for the duration of the film. i'll just drink a lot.

You guys should take this section:

meamogre: i want to force an eggplant into your mouth with my bare feet
TheMetalOfMaggot: HAHAHAHA
TheMetalOfMaggot: i want you to
meamogre: haha sick
meamogre: i want you to play the trumpet into my asshole with a mouthful of breadcrusts
TheMetalOfMaggot: i'm already there
meamogre: i want you to break a concrete block with your half erect penis over my chest while i sing the national anthem to a room full of half-wits

and record it live as a intro to a song ala wu-tang clan "method man" off 36 chambers...

ejaculation

we're totally gonna do little skits in between tracks on the composted full length. just like rap cds.

im downdiggity

3 hour coma in traffic.