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New site? Maybe some day.
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sooooo... a month ago, my girlfriend of a year mentioned to me in casual conversation that she would like to have a threesome with me and another girl. i quietly chuckled shaking my head as if to say "haha, you crazy girl" when actually i was screaming "HOLY MOTHER FUCK" in my head... how do i get the ball rolling on this one without sounding too pushy or letting her know that her loving boyfriend is really a shallow, perverted deviant.
thanks guys! |
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Introduce her to your "new hot friend." |
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delete your system32 file |
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delete your system32 file |
Best thing you have ever said and will ever say. |
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dont do it there is no way it will work out for good
has seinfeld taught us nothing? |
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sooooo... a month ago, my girlfriend of a year mentioned to me in casual conversation that she would like to have a threesome with me and another girl. i quietly chuckled shaking my head as if to say "haha, you crazy girl" when actually i was screaming "HOLY MOTHER FUCK" in my head... how do i get the ball rolling on this one without sounding too pushy or letting her know that her loving boyfriend is really a shallow, perverted deviant.
thanks guys! |
she wants to end the relationship |
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will there be ass to mouth? |
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Fight her and her hottest friend or you're a pussy. |
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Just make sure she is not already bangin the other chick, so you get left out! Otherwise if all is cool just bang them and treak them like the biggest cum rags and go nuts. Also get some photos..... usually this shit turns into drama, so beware and have fun while it lasts!!! |
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sooooo... a month ago, my girlfriend of a year mentioned to me in casual conversation that she would like to have a threesome with me and another girl. i quietly chuckled shaking my head as if to say "haha, you crazy girl" when actually i was screaming "HOLY MOTHER FUCK" in my head... how do i get the ball rolling on this one without sounding too pushy or letting her know that her loving boyfriend is really a shallow, perverted deviant.
thanks guys! |
she wants to end the relationship |
You nailed it. |
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i think the more appropriate question would be:
what would lemmy do? |
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You couldn't just say yes? I don't see how this is a difficult situation. |
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lemmy would invite more men into the picture. halford not included. |
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your first mistake was to just laugh and shake your head. if i had a girl and she said that i think my first reaction would be "that might be the greatest thing ever said to me. when?" |
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your gf is a lesbian and needs someone to hold the camera. still not a bad situation though. |
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your gf is a lesbian and needs someone to hold the camera. still not a bad situation though. |
Hahaha, nice one.
I'd just get a shirt that says "Mustache rides?" and go with the first semi-attractive broad that says "nice shirt" |
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have a lemonparty and the rest will take care of itself |
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yeah i figure, worst-case-scenario, we all get wasted, go back to her place, things get freaky with them, i stuff their panties in my mouth and masturbate in the corner... still a good night. |
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just make sure you fuck your girlfriend more than the other chick |
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