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returntothepit >> discuss >> Madonna kicks off `Sticky and Sweet' tour in UK; Ryan Adams would TOTALLY fuck her by GoatCatalyst on Aug 24,2008 12:42pm
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toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Aug 24,2008 12:42pm
I'd be SO up in thur.



http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080824/D92OI56O1.html

CARDIFF, Wales (AP) - Even at 50, the queen of pop just can't stop courting controversy.

As Madonna kicked off her international "Sticky and Sweet" tour Saturday night, she took a none-too subtle swipe at the presumptive Republican nominee for U.S. president.

Amid a four-act show at Cardiff's packed Millennium Stadium, a video interlude carried images of destruction, global warming, Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler, Zimbabwe's authoritarian President Robert Mugabe - and U.S. Senator John McCain. Another sequence, shown later, pictured slain Beatle John Lennon, followed by climate activist Al Gore, Mahatma Gandhi and finally McCain's Democratic rival Barack Obama.

The rest of the show had the usual Madonna fixtures: sequins, fishnets, and bondage-style outfits drawn from the 3,500 items of clothing reportedly whipped together by 36 designers specifically for the tour. Dancers sauntered across stage in top hats and tail coats, and Madonna tried her hand at break-dancing and pole-dancing.

Some 40,000 fans - many in pink cowboy hats and boas - were treated to a heavy metal version of "Borderline," while "La Isla Bonita" served as backdrop for a flamenco routine. The show, billed as a musical mishmash of "gangsta pimp," Romanian folk, rave, and dance - was an homage to Madonna's continuous reinventions over the past three decades.

She took a playful take on her variegated career, mocking dancers dressed as her previous incarnations - including the "Material Girl" and "Blonde Ambition" - before they sank into the stage to the tune of "She's Not Me." Madonna finished off the concert with her thumping "Give it 2 Me" from her new urban-inspired album, "Hard Candy."

If the world's top-selling female recording artist is still writhing, shaking and shimmying with the best of them, her personal life has recently been unsettled. Earlier this summer her brother Christopher Ciccone published a gossipy memoir, and she has faced speculation about her relationship with New York Yankee slugger Alex Rodriquez and rumors that her marriage to British filmmaker Guy Ritchie is on the rocks - which she hotly denies.

Madonna's tour was eagerly anticipated in Britain, where the pop superstar has made her home, and fans weren't disappointed.

"We enjoyed it to the max," said Ruth Henson, 24, who works in human resources in London. "Madonna, considering she's now 50, is so fit. She did a really good job."

Following Cardiff's opening concert, "Sticky and Sweet" moves across Europe, hitting London's Wembley Stadium on Sept. 11 and Paris on Sept. 20. From there, it goes to North America in October before wrapping up Dec. 18 in Sao Paulo, Brazil.

It is Madonna's first tour since striking a deal with concert promoter Live Nation Inc. (LYV) worth an estimated $120 million over 10 years. The partnership gives Live Nation a stake of future music and music-related business she generates, including touring, merchandising and albums. Madonna's last tour was her 2006 "Confessions" - in which she staged a mock crucifixion only a few miles (kilometers) from the Vatican.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 24,2008 12:56pm
she's like a bunch of strings held together with some skin



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Aug 24,2008 2:06pm
I hope she dies.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalystnli at Aug 24,2008 2:28pm
... while i'm fucking her!!!



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 24,2008 3:05pm
Arod is currently doing her. would you want to touch a woman that Arod touched?



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Aug 24,2008 3:14pm
i'd DP her with Arod. put her on the rotisserie, hi-five and make the eiffel tower while we ate crepes. not even joking. you KNOW that bitch makes a mean sodomy.



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toggletoggle post by monster_island  at Aug 24,2008 5:10pm
i used to jerk off to her alot in the early 80s when she was the boy toy ... oh yeah !!!



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Aug 24,2008 5:58pm
monster_island said[orig][quote]
i used to jerk off to her alot in the early 80s when she was the boy toy ... oh yeah !!!


the live one from the HBO special where she's writhing around on the bed.....pretty hot when you're 14



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 24,2008 6:07pm
she'd got to be like herpes wrapped in syphilis with a side of AIDS.
in the 80's she used to drive around and pick up dudes, fuck them and drop them off on the corner they picked him up at... then go get another dude.
probably the only person who's had more sperm in them than elton john.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 24,2008 6:10pm
"Madonna is a stupid whore who used to ride in a limo with her girlfriends and pick up stray latino’s off the street and give them BLOW JOBS"



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 24,2008 6:16pm
She kept her baby.



toggletoggle post by monster_island  at Aug 24,2008 6:56pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
she'd got to be like herpes wrapped in syphilis with a side of AIDS.
in the 80's she used to drive around and pick up dudes, fuck them and drop them off on the corner they picked him up at... then go get another dude.
probably the only person who's had more sperm in them than elton john.


damn started gettin a chubber til the Elton bottom boy John take



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Aug 24,2008 7:43pm
I hate this loser. Another attention whore whose soul purpose in life is getting more attention. Her death will be glorious.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Aug 24,2008 9:58pm
goatcatalystnli said[orig][quote]
... while i'm fucking her!!!

ok, new rapewolf song: MURDERFUCK



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