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returntothepit >> discuss >> old women you would bang by ZJD on Nov 19,2008 11:21pm
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toggletoggle post by ZJD   at Nov 19,2008 11:21pm
let's keep this at 50+



toggletoggle post by sever at Nov 19,2008 11:38pm
...no.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Nov 19,2008 11:41pm
madonna



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Nov 19,2008 11:54pm
this thread reminds me way too much of nightmare roommate situations.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 20,2008 2:13am
Demi Moore



Raquel Welch




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 20,2008 7:19am
Sharon Stone



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 20,2008 7:45am
Your mom.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 20,2008 7:52am
even though she isn't 50, only 37, Brooke Burke makes my list.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Nov 20,2008 8:42am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
even though she isn't 50, only 37, Brooke Burke makes my list.


Brooke Burke is amazing....AMAZING



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 20,2008 8:59am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
even though she isn't 50, only 37, Brooke Burke makes my list.


And 37 is old to you?



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Nov 20,2008 9:03am
Raquel Welchs' stomach looks like clay I worked with in 1st grade.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 20,2008 9:16am
the entire lineup of the golden girls, when they were in their prime.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Nov 20,2008 9:35am
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Your mom.


haha.
someone was bound to say it.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Nov 20,2008 9:35am
anyway....dolly parton.
i know she isn't hot....but i'm a sucker for a giant rack



toggletoggle post by jacksonmang at Nov 20,2008 9:38am
beverly d'angelo



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Nov 20,2008 9:39am
jacksonmang said[orig][quote]
beverly d'angelo


haha, ya know before seeing the second harold and kumar flick, i would have disagreed with that.....but seeing her run a brothel sure did make me tingle



toggletoggle post by jacksonmang at Nov 20,2008 9:39am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
the entire lineup of the golden girls, when they were in their prime.


strip down to those depends girlz!!



toggletoggle post by jacksonmang at Nov 20,2008 9:41am
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
jacksonmang said[orig][quote]
beverly d'angelo


haha, ya know before seeing the second harold and kumar flick, i would have disagreed with that.....but seeing her run a brothel sure did make me tingle


lol...my pants still get tight in the crotch area when I see national lampoons european vaca.!!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 20,2008 9:42am
speaking of harold and kumar II, someone please host a bottomless party like the one in the movie



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Nov 20,2008 9:43am
ahhhhhahaha!!!!

"what are doing bitch? put your top back on!"



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Nov 20,2008 9:43am
insert "you" as the third word in that sentence.

damn i am retarded



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 20,2008 9:54am
"that looks like osama bin laden's beard!!"



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Nov 20,2008 10:20am
hahaha!
classic line.

that movie got bonus points for casting Rachard Kristy as a klansman, haha



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Nov 20,2008 10:21am
Richard that was
fuckin typos

i suck



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 20,2008 10:29am
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
even though she isn't 50, only 37, Brooke Burke makes my list.


And 37 is old to you?


yeah i should have specified, i don't consider her old, i mean she is 10 years older than me, but not old.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 20,2008 10:29am
"what the nigger was that??"



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 20,2008 10:31am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
even though she isn't 50, only 37, Brooke Burke makes my list.


And 37 is old to you?


yeah i should have specified, i don't consider her old, i mean she is 10 years older than me, but not old.


As depressing as it is, I'll be 35 in February :(



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 20,2008 10:38am
Helen Mirren...63 Years Old:



wtf.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 20,2008 11:07am
My Mom will be 63 on New Years Eve.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 20,2008 11:15am
Would you do your mom, Dwyer? Cuz I would.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 20,2008 11:19am
in Soviet Russia, Dwyer's mom does you



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 20,2008 11:21am
That's what I'M talkin' about!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Nov 20,2008 11:57am
Dwyer wins with Demi Moore. I don't think she's over 50 though.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 20,2008 12:35pm edited Nov 20,2008 1:04pm
She just turned 46, whatever.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 20,2008 12:43pm
Way to check your grammar DWYER!



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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 20,2008 1:52pm



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Nov 20,2008 2:13pm
Patricia Clarkson



Anal



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Nov 20,2008 3:14pm
Talyor Hanson.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 20,2008 3:19pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]


ew really? i've always found her so unattractive, especially after Mrs. Doubtfire.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 20,2008 3:41pm
TheGreatSpaldino said[orig][quote]
Talyor Hanson.





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toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Nov 20,2008 4:29pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]


ew really? i've always found her so unattractive, especially after Mrs. Doubtfire.


seriously....she has a very "young grandmother" look about her



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Nov 20,2008 4:42pm
Jennifer Coolidge has to be at least in her late 40's. Bitch is slammin'.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 20,2008 4:44pm
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]


ew really? i've always found her so unattractive, especially after Mrs. Doubtfire.


seriously....she has a very "young grandmother" look about her


i would totally hit it and make her call me Bandit.



toggletoggle post by tylor at Nov 20,2008 4:58pm
the lunch lady in billy madison



toggletoggle post by guy at Nov 20,2008 6:35pm
SUSAN SARANDON
HEATHER LOCKLEAR
BONNIE HUNT
SUSAN SUMMERS



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at Nov 20,2008 6:40pm
i dont get why people think susan sarandon is hot. i dont think she was hot in her 20s, she's always been pretty unattractive to me.



toggletoggle post by guy at Nov 20,2008 6:45pm
ZJD said[orig][quote]
i dont get why people think susan sarandon is hot. i dont think she was hot in her 20s, she's always been pretty unattractive to me.


the answer to that question is BULL DURHAM



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 20,2008 6:58pm
They made a movie involving the Durham Bulls, eh?

No wonder people have heard about them outside of here.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Nov 20,2008 8:46pm
joely fisher



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Nov 20,2008 8:47pm



toggletoggle post by hunterhunter   at Nov 20,2008 8:57pm
laura linney



toggletoggle post by Druizard nli at Nov 20,2008 9:33pm
Return of the Living Dead,Night of the Demons etc etc



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 21,2008 7:35am
isn't that the girl that gets naked in ROTLD? the one that says "do you ever fantasize.....about being killed?" she has the hottest body in that movie.



toggletoggle post by mick nuggets at Nov 21,2008 8:20am
"hey everyone, trash is getting naked again!"




toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Nov 21,2008 8:29am
mick%20nuggets said[orig][quote]
"hey everyone, trash is getting naked again!"



I love her, and this movie.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Nov 21,2008 8:30am



toggletoggle post by no basement at the alamo at Nov 21,2008 8:49am
E.G. Daily, perhaps best known as Dottie from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure and the voice of Tommy Pickles on Rugrats.

She's not quite 50, but close (47)








toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 21,2008 8:51am
OHHHHH YEAAAHHH


GIT SUMMMM!



toggletoggle post by rotivore at Nov 21,2008 9:07am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
I have a fetish for lack of bone density



toggletoggle post by jacksonmang at Nov 21,2008 9:42am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]

here's a bitch I could fuck so hard she'd break in half.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 21,2008 10:41am
no%20basement%20at%20the%20alamo said[orig][quote]
E.G. Daily, perhaps best known as Dottie from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure and the voice of Tommy Pickles on Rugrats.

She's not quite 50, but close (47)







wow, she is not bad at all. i would mangle her.



toggletoggle post by no basement at the alamo at Nov 21,2008 11:20am



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Nov 21,2008 12:03pm
Jennifer Tilly is like 50, so she counts like a MU'FUCKA



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Nov 21,2008 1:28pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]


I bet her vagina tastes like ribbon candy.



toggletoggle post by rotivore at Nov 21,2008 1:32pm
mOe said[orig][quote]
Jennifer Tilly is like 50, so she counts like a MU'FUCKA
FACT: sally field weighs as much as one of jennifer tillys funbags



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 23,2008 10:07am
This chick has been sweating me on myspace:







I'd hit it (and just might).



toggletoggle post by rotivore at Nov 23,2008 10:29am
post her profile link!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 23,2008 11:06am
Maybe after I bang her.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Nov 23,2008 11:17am
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
mick%20nuggets said[orig][quote]
"hey everyone, trash is getting naked again!"



I love her, and this movie.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Nov 23,2008 11:19am
Who is that?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 23,2008 2:14pm
Return of The Living Dead, that's Trash.




toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Nov 23,2008 7:56pm
Valerie Bertinelli:




toggletoggle post by BOBDEAD at Nov 23,2008 8:17pm

you know you want it...



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 24,2008 12:04am
BOBDEAD said[orig][quote]

you know you want it...


B Arthur FTW



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Nov 24,2008 8:43am
Oh, and amen to Joely Fisher HOT DAMN



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 24,2008 6:46pm
mOe said[orig][quote]
Jennifer Tilly is like 50, so she counts like a MU'FUCKA


Holy fuck yes.

Also, Cloris Leachman.



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