I'm looking for a Japanese interpreter to assist me in conducting an interview with Eclectic JP Rockers BORIS! I won't be able to pay you but the perks for this include getting into the show for free (most likely) and meeting the band. If you are interested please let me know as soon as possible!

Contact:
patrick.rennick@gmail.com

...I can fart into the microphone for you.

I'm fairly certain one of them is English fluent. But I wouldn't mind getting into a Boris show for free and saying "CHING WONG, NONG BONG DONG" after you ask them a question.

That's cute guys... but I have been told that I will need an interpreter if the interview is to take place so if you guys know of anyone please help me out.

Touch Wata's boob

my man Viv is fluent. pretty sure he was going to that show with me. i'll point him to your email.

goat's guy is going to need some sort of compensation

goat probably want's about 10%

if it's a bj, I guess that gets him about 10-20 strokes if you're trying.

if you would just watch me stroke my wretched tentacle, that would be adequate. no rape - promise (sorta).

This forum is a den of wit.

You should just tell them you have an interpreter and if they give you any guff at the show just hand out a few LARIATOOOOS like fucking Stan Hansen.

the drummer in boris is fluent in english

you mean HJ?

Tell them to fuck off for Pearl harbor.