http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260390797828
this auction got taken down because you can't sell body parts. but the beard will be off of my face thus just becoming hair. you could you if to a beard wig, or a wig, or for your private parts. whatever you want, i even include a glue stick. the last bid was at 54 dollars, so the bidding will start at 50 bucks. serious bidders only obviously. paypal preferred. this listing is only up for 3 days and will end saturday night. item will ship monday.
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i am selling my beard on Ebay because i am broke. it also might be worth something. you decide. this beard has seen countless mosh pits, stagedives, and singalongs as i have been growing it since september. it is pretty righteous and if you are lucky you might even get some food that is stuck deep inside the birdsnest stuck to my face.
this is a limited peice of super valuable COA merch, one of a kind to say the least.
WHAT YOU GET:
5X8 PHOTO OF ME BEFORE THE BEARD SHAVED
5X8 PHOTO OF ME AFTER THE BEARD IS SHAVED
CLIPPINGS FROM BEARD IN A ZIPLOCK BAG
1 GLUE STICK, SO YOU CAN ATTATCH BEARD TO YOUR FACE
2 DESPOSABLE RAZORS I USE TO GET DOWN ACTUAL SKIN.
DISCLAIMER
mustache not included.
BID HARD, i can use the loot