in the face with my fucking foot. I hate faggots in visors and fannypacks. I'm sitting in jp licks brigham circle marinating in my hatred for humanity

want a hug?

I uckin love annypacks.

Most human beings are worthless pieces of self-impressed shit, aren't they?

From chimp pan aye to chimp pan zee.

if you sit around hating other people for no reason other than the way they carry themselves you must hate yourself or something. i can see hating the person who slights you personally but just hating people for being themselves sounds like you hate something about yourself so much that you assume everyone else must be a vapid piece of shit and you cant stand them because they dont see it in themselves, the way you do.

imo.

^well, that was an extremely blunt answer. But i can't say i disagree with your diagnosis."

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If you saw what this guy looked like you'd probably understand why he hates everyone.

People who behave in stupid ways are usually stupid or oblivious.

Their deaths would make life better.

funny, humans as a whole are just fucking garbage way to freud out jackass.

plot thickens

its true david ortiz hit his second home run tonight

nice, eric from BC is there with his girl. I bet he's having a blast.

games over man, theyre fucking on greenline T right now.

Nope, they live right around the corner from Chruch.

so i was half right

and half idiot.

It's kind of scary seeing my high school self on a message board thread. With that said, I'm bored now, moving on...

oh Lamp, you've grown up right before our eyes.

i hate everyone because of people like you. way to hide behind an anonymous net handle, pussy. i have a picture, a screen name, AND a link to my bands page. im not hiding. its not hard to miss me, come to the midway on the 13th and say some shit to my face buddy.

and, my hatred for the human race does not stem from how i feel about myself, its how i feel about the self-centered, self-important pieces of shit that comprise the population of the mission hill area. worthless whores, spoiled cock-sucking college faggots, and just pure scum. but as i said, i dont hate humanity because of how i feel about myself because, to be honest, i know im nothing. period. i dont strive to be anything. i am who i am, thats it. fuck you. the human race is disgusting. the end.



ANIMALS>HUMANS

How do you punch with your foot?

His body is entirely comprised of boxing gloves.

Is this the new age of RTTP tough guys?

actually that was well before your time, but naw not really Nick and Rich just love to hate everyone.

I beat up an elephant with my mind and made him suck my dick.

thats gotta feel good

You know it, hoss.

guess I struck a chord. Mission accomplished.

i mean i do hate dimly lit rooms, fuck those fucking lights

it's cooler to hate everyone...

NAH FAGGOT I HATE NEW DELHI

dup duh dup

dup duh dup

i wasnt joking, come see the band im in. and see me. you didnt really 'strike a nerve' you mearly irked me. so im calling you out. id do it in a private message, but youre an anonymous faggot. so feel free to come to the show on the 13th, or you know, you can come to my neighborhood and be a man about shit. in my opinion, anything you say on the internet, you better be able to back up in person. theres no get out of jail free cards here. and feel free to use the ever popular 'it was a misunderstanding' line because there is no misunderstandings. as my friends old band said 'hold your fingers still, before your mom sees you on the news...'

no one is above an ass beating

fuck that movement

this is thrusted towards the slam movement.

let the boys be boys

Hilarious xtuffx-guy cut+paste statements that we have all seen time and time again on message boards. You must be really desperate to get people to come to see your band if you need to pass out invites to people you want to sit on.



p.s. your band sucks.

clearly sucks enough to have played with rotten sound and splitter.

for our first two shows, thanks guy

zomg! In that case, that makes your band awesome! Just like all the other bands that get added to shows by their friends who put on shows, or the ones that pay to play.

wait wait wait wait

can i call you shirley

pelvic thrusted?

is there any other way ryan

no pay to play. come fight me. im not joking. quit hiding behind an anonymous name. come to chinatown and fight me, faggot. and the funny thing is this, i wasnt asking everyone to come to the show, i was asking you. so you could man up and throw them hands. but youre just another pussy hiding behind a computer screen and fake name. so please, i beg you, come to the show and introduce yourself. you obviously know what i look like. so come say hi! <3

*fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!!

fighting is for pussies. Real men kiss their way out of an argument. It's totally hetero. Trust me. I've been doing it for years.

Internet: drives millions of hits to your band, or away from it, so you'd better play. It's the new TV.

Most people are jackasses. I think if you love intelligence, you're gonna end up hating stupidity.

And when you see the consequences of stupidity, you'll end up hating stupidity enough to gently but firmly exterminate the stupid.

I don't see the point of threatening people or even getting mad about what someone says on the internet. It's not like you can really do anything about it, so why get so worked up?

for the record those previous posts by "guy" were not me. someone just wants to bust your balls godzilla

whats funny is the fact that when responding to all those, i was laughing because, well, im completely insane. im not nor was i getting worked up. just merely inviting said person to come to the show so we could dispute and settle this matter in the ways of old. with our fists.

Alrighty then.

i like chocolate cake for breakfast i put whipped cream and maple syrup on it.

WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE?!!

see the insanity has already gotten to him

its funny that you point out these two things. you obviously have no idea who i am or how i am.

i was laughing when i tried stabbing a good friend in high school.
i was laughing when i got stabbed back in my hometown.
i was laughing when i caught the dude on the street and parilyzed him.
i was laughing when i was being dragged out of mohegan sun for smashing a bottle over a sluts head.
i was laughing hysterically when i was getting shot at.
i was laughing while being arrested for an a&b.
i was laughing while friends were dragging me off this kid we had beef with back home after trying to cut his hand off with a machette.


i used to smoke alotta dust when i was 13

I hope you don't think any of this is going to make people think you're cool.

dood he's so cool, he's fucking Mel Gibson and Danny Glover right now.

of course he is cool, after all, his screen name is x1800GETAIDSx and he has sick plugz kid.

TEEN ANGST IS KEWL!

p.s. you have the same playlist as my girlfriend, ha ha.

OMG WHO IS TEH REAL GUY

bennyhillifier

That guy is a good dresser.

hey nice shoes

cool as iceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. and if you have no idea what im referencing there, kill yourself. that is all

Mr."save the planet, kill yourself"...you're taking up a lot of space and resources, perhaps you should practice what you preach.

TEEEEEEEEEEN ANGST!!!!!!!!!

Hahahaha

more for me, none for you.

OMG did you guys hear how godzilla is so crazy that the military won't allow him to join because he's not mentally stable or how he destroyed some kids face!

I don't think he's realized that this board isn't The Acacia Strain fanboard. We don't give a fuck about how tough or fucked up you are. Great you can beat me up, but I can go on all the rides at six flags. Therefore I win.

i want a snowcone

Do they serve booze at Six Flags? Some girl invited me to go to Six Flags and get fucked up with her and I got confused because I thought it was family entertainment.

Wow just when I thought RTTP had reached it's lame apex.

naw naw Kev, it can go lower theres alwas lower.

I know what apple DRINK is... it's green.

True, I should know better.

i need to clip my nails, shits getting long kid

Anyone rocking a Russell jersey is ok in my book. Go Cs.

And..

i dont hate humanity because of how i feel about myself because, to be honest, i know im nothing. period. i dont strive to be anything. i am who i am, thats it. fuck you. the human race is disgusting. the end.

This is true. 95% of all human beings are mentally dead.. dumb, deaf and blind.

Nothing fucking matters, certainly not my personal existence. Live your life to the best of your ability, try to be a good person and call people on their bullshit at every opportunity.

Hahaha, are you serious?

What the fuck do you think is gonna happen by making posts like this, suddenly the guy's gonna go "OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT! I'VE BEEN WRONG ALL ALONG I NEED TO CHANGE MY WAYS RIGHT NOW AND BE JUST LIKE YOU! MAY I SUCK YOUR DICK?"

oh tony, you are a shining light out in the dark city nights of my heart.

i mean fuck yeah bro, chugs beers and rapes every girl he sees

im better than all of you. dont be jealous of my sexy curvaceous figure. its ok, i probably pee'd on your mom.


SPAWN MY DEMON SEED BOIZ

90% of the people on this board weigh about 150 pounds. so they get scared of any type of aggression. I just take it as silly.

How interesting. Only about 5% score above 119 on an IQ too test.

http://www.eugenics.net/

That would rule.

This thread just took a very gay turn.

Just solve it like reasonable grown ups. Whoever can swallow the most tylenol pm wins!

me first, me first

epic fail

All threads must end in homosexuality or Godwin.

damn noids

we can all settle this by deleting our system32 folders. ready, set.....

later Jimbo

YOU NIGGAS WANT A PUNCH IN THE FACE?

Fuck y'all haterz. I wanna eat rangoons and make fun of people with this cat.

BALROG!!

i wanna see nick and skinny ray have a sumo match that shit would be epic

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