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New site? Maybe some day.
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So, in light of all the celebrity deaths this year, here are some of my predictions for the rest of the year:
Patrick Swayze (He has pancreatic cancer)
John Madden
Brett Favre (He'll play for the Vikings and after he gets sacked the first time, his spine will sever)
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LOS ANGELES – Impressionist Fred Travalena, a headliner in Vegas showrooms and a regular on late-night talk shows with his takes on presidents, crooners and screen stars, has died in Los Angeles. He was 66.
Publicist Roger Neal says Travalena died Sunday at his home in the Encino area after a recurrence of the non-Hodgkin's lymphoma that first surfaced in 2002.
Travalena was known for the sheer volume of celebrities he imitated, leading to the nicknames "The Man of a Thousand Voices" and "Mr. Everybody."
His act included presidents from Kennedy to Obama, musicians from Frank Sinatra to Bruce Springsteen and actors from Marlon Brando to Tom Cruise.
The Bronx native started his career in Las Vegas in 1971. |
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dick clarke and mj in the same year is biblical. |
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does it count if you name a celebrity and then kill them? |
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RTTP Dead Pool :-)
Dick Clark
John Madden
Joe Namoth
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Knowing how things usually turn out in this country - Mr. Obama |
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ha, michael jackson's father is a piece of shit. good to see he got left out of the will. |
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abe vigoda is stronger than death... or he is death. not sure which |
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Nick Nolte
Ted Kennedy
Johnny Pesky |
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Johnny Pesky, lol good one. Him and Bob Cousy are ancient. |
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ted kennedy and johnny pesky are good ones |
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haha, i was just going to say that.
that would be horrible.
john smotlz is another. he's really 92, not 42. |
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SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. BILL RUSSELL WILL NEVER DIE :[ |
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mel brooks (that would suck) |
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the reverend should probably die this month due to extreme back pains.
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My neck! My back! ... My neck and my back!! |
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"Rosie O Donnell: What triggered new weight gain"
...being Rosie O Donnell? |
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Hugh Hefner
Clint Eastwood
Paris Hilton will be the first person in history to die of a Valtrex overdose. |
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he looks like he died 20 years ago and never got the memo |
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This pic needs Rodney Dangerfield. |
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is ed mcmahon wearing a simpsons button? |
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I should have my own apocalypse themed show on the History Channel now. |
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No one could have foreseen the guy with terminal pancreatic cancer dying. |
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No one else said it. And I believe this thread was made before favre signed with mn. |
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No one could have foreseen the guy with terminal pancreatic cancer dying. |
lol |
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hah no shit. I couldn't go to the supermarket in the last 6 months without seeing Patrick Swayze on every fucking tablet cover at the register looking like the crypt keeper behind pt.82 Verdana font saying something along the lines of "PATRICK SWAYZE'S GOING TO FUCKING DIE ANY SECOND" |
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PS. I'm mad that I can't use this joke anymore:
What are Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon and Billy Mayes getting for Christmas? Patrick Swayze. |
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you can just say that xmas came early |
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hahahaha, one of my friends hated kurt russell and patrick swayze and was convinced they were actually the same person. |
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No one could have foreseen the guy with terminal pancreatic cancer dying. |
lulz |
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i think a sick/old/drug abusing person is going to die soon. am i nostradamus? |
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i think a sick/old/drug abusing person is going to die soon. am i nostradamus? |
fred cusick died the other night at the age of 90. am i psychic for including "old" as part of my prediction? |
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Puff the Magic Draaaagooo--- of shit, I'm dead |
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Puff the Magic Draaaagooo--- of shit, I'm dead |
hahaha |
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next composted song: puff the magic dragon made of shit |
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should have been an h there, but of well. |
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Yes. I'm the creative genius/mastermind/wizard behind composted, so it's happening. You just drive the train, Mark, and leave the awesomeness to me. |
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You're such a cutie, Kenneth. |
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thanks, marketh. Let's date! |
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