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returntothepit >> discuss >> Great White shark attacks seal off Cape Cod by SkinSandwich on Aug 18,2009 3:57pm
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toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 18,2009 3:57pm edited Aug 18,2009 4:10pm
http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll...icle?AID=/20090818/NEWS11/908189978

White sharks have been known to definetly attack kayak boats. I would have shat my pants if I saw that shit up so close.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 18,2009 4:00pm
best thing to do during a shark attack = punching it in the nose or sticking your fingers up its nostrils then you're all set. but who has the time to do that?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 18,2009 4:01pm
shark fighting is my favority pass time



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 18,2009 4:04pm
I would punch it in it's Ampullae of Lorenzini nigger!



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 18,2009 4:09pm
Me and my whole family could fit in this fuckers mouth.




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 18,2009 4:11pm
OM NOM NOM NOM



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 18,2009 4:19pm
Someone photoshop that picure with funny shit.
The back of the sharks mouth looks like a vag. A really huge vag.



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Aug 18,2009 7:30pm
this is bullshit

"Bruce Bean and his friend Rod MacKinnon, who both have homes on the Cape, were kayaking"

just two idiot tourist who saw a sail fish (fish that kinda swims upside down with its bottom on top) and thought it was a great white. if it was a shark at all it may be a mako but theyre useless. this kinda shit happens every year. which i am fine with cause chatham tourists that kayak fucking suck... and they clog up the boat ramps too. stay out of my way dicks.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 18,2009 10:24pm
Don't you mean Sunfish?




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 18,2009 10:31pm edited Aug 19,2009 7:42am
it is the way it was dressed



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Aug 19,2009 1:46am
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
Don't you mean Sunfish?



yussss

there is a sail fish though but i dont think there on cape hahaha



toggletoggle post by y_draig_goch at Aug 19,2009 2:04am
"on the look out for a seal carcass"

yeahhhhhh like that will happen with anything dead in the ocean?



toggletoggle post by demondave at Aug 19,2009 8:20am





cover up









toggletoggle post by timma at Aug 19,2009 9:06am
JAWSOME!




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 19,2009 9:28am
it was a kibby



toggletoggle post by The_Rooster  at Aug 19,2009 9:50am
I saw that pictured shark from the Monterey Bay Acquarium back in '04. At the time it was the only Great White in captivity in the US. Not sure if that's still true.

Thing was brutal. Really intense seeing an animal like that 1' in front of your face staring at you. I asked an employee what they fed it, and IIRC, they dropped steaks and shit like that into the tank.

I <3 sharks.

Apparently some dude caught it in his tuna net. Bet that was a surprise!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Aug 19,2009 9:56am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
best thing to do during a shark attack = cover yourself in BBQ sauce and wrap a bulkie roll around you cuz u dead nigga


fixed.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Aug 19,2009 9:56am
ever tried punching something underwater



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Aug 19,2009 10:04am
Cover up, indeed.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 19,2009 10:05am
you have to flatten your hand like a fin to build momentum underwater, then last second make a fist. you could also try drowning the shar.. oh wait. fighting underwater ftw



toggletoggle post by brodown at Aug 19,2009 10:30am
Fight sharks at the gate or you're a pussy



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Aug 19,2009 12:34pm



toggletoggle post by Aril mobile at Aug 19,2009 12:47pm
Great whites prehistoric ancestor is where it's at nilla.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Aug 19,2009 12:57pm edited Aug 19,2009 12:58pm



toggletoggle post by The_Rooster  at Aug 19,2009 1:22pm



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Aug 19,2009 1:26pm
Jurassic Park 9: Jurassic Shark.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Aug 19,2009 1:33pm
the sharks at the monterey bay aquarium are the balls. when i was in grade school, we would go on a field trip to the aquarium every year. when i was in 4th grade we took a field trip out to ano nuevo to go see the sea lions and shit. they stunk so bad



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Aug 19,2009 1:34pm



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Aug 19,2009 4:10pm



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 19,2009 4:24pm
Megalodon!!







toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Aug 19,2009 5:08pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Jurassic Park 9: Jurassic Shart.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Aug 20,2009 7:41am
ancester= Carcharodon Megalodon



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 20,2009 7:43am
ipunchedasharkonce



toggletoggle post by jrprof at Sep 19,2009 4:34pm
it turns out you are the idiot. the two kayakers are not simply tourists. one is a harvard professor and the other is a professor at the rockefeller in NY (he used to be @ harvard) who recently was awarded a nobel laureate.



toggletoggle post by SLI SLI SLI SLI SLI at Sep 19,2009 4:38pm
"Poor guy is probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family."



toggletoggle post by ctb0rderpatrol at Sep 19,2009 4:40pm
R.I.P.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Sep 20,2009 5:48pm edited Sep 20,2009 5:49pm
jrprof said[orig][quote]
it turns out you are the idiot. the two kayakers are not simply tourists. one is a harvard professor and the other is a professor at the rockefeller in NY (he used to be @ harvard) who recently was awarded a nobel laureate.[/QUOTE/]


Nope, turns out they are a pain in the ass. Trendy, faggoty shit just like bicyclers with helmets and spandex. Figures they're Harvard professors.



toggletoggle post by xitsdoomsdayx at Sep 20,2009 6:51pm
fucken too badass



toggletoggle post by BSV at Sep 20,2009 7:20pm
kayaks are mint.
i'm wondering if the abundance of seals has taken claim over the Bluefish spawns this season-because Bluefish have totally disappeared from new bedford harbor all the way to the islands and the cape. Bluefish are a considered a trash fish because they dominate these waters throughout the year, however at this time in the season you will typically see packs of gulls working off the blue's feeding frenzies, but i've yet to see anything for the past month.

I WANT TO CATCH SOME FUCKING BLUEFISH DAMNIT.



toggletoggle post by corpus_nli at Sep 21,2009 7:41am
3 sharks were in the lineup on nantasket last tuesday at dawn patrol. Def saw a seal as I hit the water. Doesn't bother me one bit...because of the seal protection act that was initiated in the 90's seal populations are out of control..which brings them to areas that they would not normally be..same case for the sharks. Some experts say that its a matter of time (2-5yrs)before our waters become something like northen cali.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Sep 21,2009 5:10pm
Good. I'll fuckin hook into one of those and try my hand at a full day of battling a giant.

Yeah, bluefish are great. I remember the late 80's-early 90's when we would get double hits all day. We'd troll 10" magnum rapalas and the blues would smash em'



toggletoggle post by Demon Slices at Sep 21,2009 5:25pm
Teh shrak!



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