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returntothepit >> discuss >> Colorado 6-Year-Old Floating Away In Hot-Air Balloon by succubus on Oct 15,2009 3:02pm
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 15,2009 3:02pm
http://www.kirotv.com/news/21307122/detail.html
6-year-old boy climbed into a homemade balloon aircraft and floated away Thursday, forcing officials to scramble to figure out how to rescue the boy.

LIVE VIDEO: Boy Floats Away In Balloon

Live footage from a local TV helicopter showed the balloon gliding quickly through the air.

Larimer County sheriff's spokeswoman Eloise Campanella says the device, which is shaped like a flying saucer, has the potential to rise to 10,000 feet. Sheriff's officials last saw the device floating south of Milliken, which is about 40 miles north of Denver.

Campanella says the 6-year-old climbed into the access door and was in the airborne device.

FAA spokesman Mike Fergus says the agency has been notified and it was unclear whether traffic controllers had picked it up on radar.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Oct 15,2009 3:03pm
hahahaha



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 15,2009 3:04pm



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 15,2009 3:05pm
Shoot it down!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 15,2009 3:05pm



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 15,2009 3:05pm
15,000 feet?

this kid is dead



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Oct 15,2009 3:06pm
Quick. Have the kid jump!!!



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 15,2009 3:07pm
Lol pedobear ballon is approaching



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 15,2009 3:16pm
better not cross restricted airspace. he'll have 6 stars instantly.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 15,2009 3:17pm
good thing this kid is either dead already or unconscious.

This thing is going to hit the ground hard. Perhaps explode?



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 15,2009 3:20pm
I guess supermans on a coffee break



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 15,2009 3:25pm
allegedly this kid was on wife swap and his name is Falcon


bennyhillifier

The one who said pussified.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 15,2009 3:26pm
Margie Martinez of the Weld County Sheriff's Office said a sibling saw the boy climb into the basket before the balloon took off. Since the door on the balloon was unlocked, Martinez said it's possible the boy had fallen out.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 15,2009 3:28pm



toggletoggle post by FallOut Boy fan at Oct 15,2009 3:31pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
Martinez said it's possible the boy had fallen out.


Yess!!!!!!!1



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Oct 15,2009 3:32pm
watching this now



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 15,2009 3:35pm
jsut landed



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 15,2009 3:36pm
where is Falcon?



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Oct 15,2009 3:37pm
this is exciting



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 15,2009 3:37pm
did you see how they were all keeping their distance? LOL

what the hell



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 15,2009 3:37pm
wtf @ this digging



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 15,2009 3:38pm
hah they are puncturing it...



toggletoggle post by NLI at Oct 15,2009 3:38pm
These cops are about as useful as Will Ferrel.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 15,2009 3:39pm
ok...might not be anyone in it..what's wrong with this family??



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 15,2009 3:39pm
kid maybe either fell out or this was a hoax



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 15,2009 3:41pm
he wanted to be the Helium Falcon.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Oct 15,2009 3:44pm
Please update this thread with what's happening, I can't stream news stuff at work.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2009 3:44pm
just watched it land. no kid on board. fail.

what was the purpose of this balloon anyway? UFO hoax?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 15,2009 3:47pm
The father is a weather chaser.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2009 3:52pm
well he's too busy chasing weather to tend to his 6 year old kid. dumb parenting here.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 15,2009 3:53pm
A runaway balloon has touched down in Colorado after a 6-year-old boy untied it from his family home in Fort Collins.

The boy was not inside the helium aircraft when it landed, CNN affiliate KMGH reported.

A sibling saw the boy get into the craft Thursday morning. Officials were concerned that the boy may have fallen out of it, an undersheriff said.

Margie Martinez of the Weld County Sheriff's Office said a sibling saw Falcon Heene climb into the basket before the balloon took off from his parents' Fort Collins, Colorado home.

Since the door on the balloon was unlocked, it's possible the boy had fallen out, Martinez said.

The balloon appeared to be a saucer-shaped, Mylar-coated helium balloon, similar to a party balloon. The craft was drifting eastward, authorities said.

The helium balloon was tethered to the boy's family home, the Larimer County Sheriff's Department said. The boy got into the craft Thursday morning and undid the rope anchoring it.

The department said the dome-shaped balloon is 20 feet long and 5 feet high

"The structure at the bottom of the balloon that the boy is in is made of extremely thin plywood and won't withstand any kind of a crash at all," said Erik Nilsson, Larimer County emergency manager, according to CNN affiliate KMGH.

A dispatcher received a call Thursday morning, and emergency services personnel were contacted, Larimer County Sheriff's Department spokeswoman Kathy Davis said.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 15,2009 3:57pm
succubus said[orig][quote]
where is Falcon?


In Heaven.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 15,2009 3:57pm
This is all hilarious.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2009 3:59pm
Kid's probably sitting in the basement playing videogames.



toggletoggle post by joeycobra  at Oct 15,2009 4:00pm
so wait...did he just untie it and then hide so they think he was in it/fell out of it? Or was he really in it....then fell out to his death?



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toggletoggle post by joeycobra  at Oct 15,2009 4:01pm
ps. if he fell out...to his death....I find it pretty ironic his name was falcon.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2009 4:01pm
joeycobra said[orig][quote]
ps. if he fell out...to his death....I find it pretty ironic his name was falcon.


This story would be 100 times cooler if his name was Falcor



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 15,2009 4:13pm edited Oct 15,2009 4:13pm
Free anal for the first person to catch him. I mean, he's already missing, so there's little chance of the law following up.



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Oct 15,2009 4:13pm
I hope he fell into a well. Stupid shit.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 15,2009 4:15pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
joeycobra said[orig][quote]
ps. if he fell out...to his death....I find it pretty ironic his name was falcon.


This story would be 100 times cooler if his name was Falcor


It would be 1000 times cooler if his name was SPLAT



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2009 4:20pm
this kid is soooo grounded.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2009 4:22pm
Someone blame Pixar, please. Kid probably was inspired by that house-balloon movie. Whatever that stupid shit was.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 15,2009 4:24pm
SUE NINTENDO


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2009 4:24pm
Cloudy with a chance falling children



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 15,2009 4:25pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Someone blame Pixar, please. Kid probably was inspired by that house-balloon movie. Whatever that stupid shit was.


it's in the works




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Oct 15,2009 4:27pm
Have not found a way to fap to this, yet.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 15,2009 4:27pm



toggletoggle post by brodown at Oct 15,2009 4:30pm
(stolen from a friend)

YO FALCON, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT I JUST GOT TO SAY THAT "UP" WAS THE GREATEST BALLOON ADVENTURE OF ALL TIME!



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 15,2009 4:31pm
Looks like balloon has landed... no kid.

SPLAT!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 15,2009 4:38pm
I got this on now. awesome.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2009 4:38pm
I can't believe anybody gives a shit about this.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2009 4:42pm
























toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 15,2009 4:42pm
Change of subject. Dead babies.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 15,2009 4:44pm
MSD waiting for it to come down.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 15,2009 4:44pm edited Oct 15,2009 4:46pm



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Oct 15,2009 4:50pm
Some pretty gross pics man. Had to check on my son after viewing that stuff....



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2009 4:52pm
Dead Baby Soup?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 15,2009 4:55pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
Dead ICP Baby Soup?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 15,2009 5:04pm
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/10/15/colorado.boy.balloon/index.html
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"At this point, we are thinking that he did not fall out of the balloon and is somewhere on the ground," Larimer County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Eloise Campanella said. "The basket itself was not breached. It does not look like he fell out of it, but again, this is all conjecture."
Campanella said authorities are searching the neighborhood for the boy.

"I'm very confident we will find him. I think it's a matter of him being a little scared," she said. "Maybe he's not ready to be found."

Falcon's parents, science enthusiasts Richard and Mayumi



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Oct 15,2009 5:15pm edited Oct 15,2009 5:15pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Someone blame Pixar, please. Kid probably was inspired by that house-balloon movie. Whatever that stupid shit was.


Have you even seen Up? Fucking amazing movie.

also lol @ falcon



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2009 5:16pm edited Oct 15,2009 5:16pm
no, but i've heard that it was an awesome movie.

but man , you watch too much pixar.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Oct 15,2009 5:17pm
Not true. I haven't seen Cars and I haven't watched A Bug's Life since it came out.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Oct 15,2009 5:17pm
And I don't really like finding Nemo or Monsters Inc. especially.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 15,2009 5:19pm
Cars is alright. I got sick of it fast though because my kid loves that movie.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Oct 15,2009 5:20pm
I bet Falcon loved Cars.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 15,2009 5:21pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
Cloudy with a chance falling children
i lolerd



toggletoggle post by snip_snap at Oct 15,2009 5:52pm
wow, i remember watching this episode of wife swap.



toggletoggle post by cav nli at Oct 15,2009 6:23pm
Boy found at home after runaway balloon chase - msnbc

hahahahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 15,2009 6:34pm
Lol.



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Oct 15,2009 6:37pm
Reminds me of 12 Monkeys when they're searching frantically for the kid and he winds up just hiding out in a barn the entire time.



toggletoggle post by Arist  at Oct 15,2009 6:48pm
You guys know there's gonna be a fucking south park episode about this next week, lol



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 15,2009 7:22pm
let's hope



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 15,2009 8:48pm
cav%20nli said[orig][quote]
Boy found at home after runaway balloon chase - msnbc

hahahahahahahahaha


Lame. I saw that episode of Wife Swap too and was hoping the kid was dead.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Oct 15,2009 10:20pm
I'm sure this kid's gonna put a new meaning to Falcon PUNCH



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 15,2009 11:17pm
Arist said[orig][quote]
You guys know there's gonna be a fucking south park episode about this next week, lol
they are going to have a field day with it, especially since it happened in colorado. cartman will trick butters into going in the balloon, then he'll turn it loose.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 16,2009 12:50am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
this kid is soooo grounded.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 16,2009 12:52am



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 16,2009 12:59am
kids are fuckin jerks



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 16,2009 1:00am
also those are some idiot parents who should be billed for raising stupid asshole children.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Oct 16,2009 3:04pm
I'd just like to state for the record that I am legitimately and sincerely upset that Falcon isn't dead.



toggletoggle post by snip_snap at Oct 16,2009 3:32pm
i think the father planned it!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 16,2009 3:34pm
snip_snap said[orig][quote]
i think the father planned it!


Absolutely. Basing this off of how they've been on TV already, how the kid blurted that out last night, and judging by the father's reaction.

MEDIA ATTENTION WHORES ... that just so happen to like weather and build UFO balloons. the whole story is whacked.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Oct 16,2009 3:35pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
also those are some idiot parents who should be billed for all of the hours that the police officers, safety technicians, etc. spent on nothing.


Cereal.



toggletoggle post by snip_snap at Oct 16,2009 4:00pm
poor kid, for the rest of his life he's going to be known as "balloon boy"



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 16,2009 4:10pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 16,2009 4:13pm
anyone remember that 1956 french short movie called "the red balloon" ? probably not, but the movie had no dialoague and was also made into a book. shit was sick.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Oct 16,2009 4:34pm
This kid is a dick.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 16,2009 4:54pm
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/33342538#33342538

Watch for the dad's reaction, priceless.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 16,2009 4:56pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
anyone remember that 1956 french short movie called "the red balloon" ? probably not, but the movie had no dialoague and was also made into a book. shit was sick.
i membah that



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Oct 16,2009 5:02pm



You knew it was coming.



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