I finished Basic Training on Wednesday. Easy as shit, man. I'm currently sitting on a computer at a bowling alley in Fort Leonard Wood, MO on my weekend pass. I'll be home in 20 days and I plan on hitting up some sweet fucking shows.

How the hell you guys been?

Sleeping in, not doing pushups, engaging in heterosexual intercourse, the usual.

Tell me some good albums that have come out since I've been gone so I can make a list.

Been doing good because i wasn't in basic training.

in before someone complains that he's not dead yet

had kid, got puked on, then puked on by a dog. besides a couple DYA /r/ threads, thats about it.

The new Red Chord is fucking sweet.

LOL, all out of star punches

This thread should end well.

Congrats, Brandon. I'm not even getting into my life. It sucks right now.

Still prefer this to basic training though.

How many pull ups can you do? I bet I can do less than you.

ITT: pam's facebook status update

ITT: Martins being curious

NO, nobody asks for those. He asked.