I've been watching the combine off and on online. Defensive linemen are working today, and I just heard the announcers say that Ndamukong Suh just pulled off a 35 inch vertical jump.

What

the

fuck

did he create a crater wwhen he landed? good lord

Lamar Houston 6'3" 305 lb DT from Texas just put up a 9.6 foot broad jump.

Freakish athleticism wut.

They sure are breeding those things well nowadays.

Oh I'm sorry I thought this was Rich Horror's thread.

Taylor Mays just ran a 4.24 tied for the fastest time ever at the combine.

....but he still couldn't cover if his life depended on it

haha yup. But he just landed himself a first round spot somewhere (read "Oakland")

Al Davis is all over him. He loves team speed, unlike Earl weaver.

Just get those big cocksuckers to hit the ball over the damn fence.

I say its between him and "Evil Dead" Bruce Campbell....they're both physical freaks, but Campbell actually fills a need

I wouldn't put it past Davis to shock the world and draft Dez Bryant

draft terry crowley so he can sit on his ass for 8 innings like any other fan or you're a pussy.

Alice Sweed ought to be worried about where her next lay is coming from

if she'd get her ass out of the fucking bars at night and go hustling around the streets she might get a prick stuck into her once in a while