...despite the obvious P.I.T.A.s (snow snow, cold etc.) i fucking will go on record saying i am in love with new englands quirky weather, even the spring feels evil...

DOOOOOOOM DOOOOOOOMM DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooom

New England is Thulsa Doom

doom snake cult!!!

I swear, New England is Cimmeria, although Howard said Cimmeria was some place in texas. But New England reminds me more of Cimmeria. Cold, windy, gloomy, huge boulders everywhere, endless forests.

HAHA New England is defiantly Cimmeria! i think that all the time to myself

but most people would have no idea what i was talking about if i told them.

New Cimmeria

SRSLY, I'm kinda bummed that, in being unemployed this winter, I've missed "driving to work and listening to Darkthrone" season.

I'm convinced that being a New Englander means being accustomed to every variety of horrible weather that there is and never being prepared for any of it.

Driving like a pussy in the rain is just as dangerous as driving like a dick in the rain. IMHO.

I wanted to make my fb status "biblical floods today, snow tonight, sunny and 50's tomorrow? I love NE weather"

Ya. "Welcome to New England - don't like the weather? Just wait 5 minutes, and then go fuck yahself, you fahkin retahd. Hey, is that a Dunkies'? Pull over!"

TROOF

oh is that tailights i see up ahead thru the deluge? thats cool, im sure he's driving at a reasonable speed... wait why am i gaining on him so fast, OH FUCK MY ASS HE'S DOING LIKE 5mph!!! *narrowly avoids accident*

You did not miss much the snow did not really stick this year... usually when it

is a nasty blizzard and for some reason i have to drive in it, my preferred CD

is "Hecate Enthroned, Slaughter of Innocence". (i don't care what anyone

says that cd is insane. Get stoned and really listen to it, it'll rip your ass off)

I used to see people driving on the interstates with their hazard lights on going 20 mph in North Carolina all the time but I never saw anyone do that up here. Perhaps Rhode Island drivers are just more suicidal than the rest of the region.

I saw a parking lot right off 95 while driving to work today that was flooded as shit, it ruled.

Welcome to New England. Don't like the weather? Make the same "build an ark" joke that everyone else is making.

Hahaha, someone JUST said that to me and I had no idea what the shit they were talking about. I tried to fake laugh but I just couldn't muster it.

I've now heard that joke from every single person in my office.

Make a round of Christmas cards that punch them in the face when opened.

60 and sunny for the rest of the week? I'll take it.

FACT: Complaining about bad New England weather results in good New England weather.

SCIENCE