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returntothepit >> discuss >> Happy St. Patricks Day by arilliusbm on Mar 17,2010 8:44am
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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 17,2010 8:44am
top of the mornin to ya. Cheers to all. May the hops and malt of ye favorite beer be delicious on this day. May ye consume various liquids on this day.

dumb holiday it may be, but a reason to throw back a few. Long live Ireland!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 17,2010 8:46am
and here I was hoping to come in and pee on your ancestors... then you go ahead and make a perfectly acceptable post about this loliday. Still only agree with 50% of it since beer is turrible.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 17,2010 8:49am
shut up and drink your goat milk and feta cheese, hairy chested greeseball



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 17,2010 8:51am
again, I agree with 50% of that since my chest isn't really all that hairy and I don't drink goat milk.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 17,2010 8:54am
feta cheese ist krieg.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 17,2010 8:59am
Feta, the armpit of cheese.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 17,2010 9:01am
white pizza ftw



toggletoggle post by Death_Metal_Jim at Mar 17,2010 9:09am
I'll be drinkin @ Jerkys tonight. The Paraplegics & Reason to Fight are playin. Come 1 come all.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 17,2010 9:10am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
and here I was hoping to come in and pee on your ancestors... then you go ahead and make a perfectly acceptable post about this loliday. Still only agree with 50% of it since beer is turrible.
beer is turrible? start liking beer or you're a pussy.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 17,2010 9:12am
I don't know how anyone could hate Southern Tiers mokah



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 17,2010 9:27am



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 17,2010 9:29am
yellow Irish?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 17,2010 9:41am



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 17,2010 9:56am
dreadkill said[orig][quote]


Best pic evar!



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Mar 17,2010 9:57am
How I long for the days where you could walk by a yankee business with a sign that read "IRISH NEED NOT APPLY" ...... Fuck St Patrick




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 17,2010 10:04am
Technically, I'm against st Patrick for spreading the christian word. Give me some warm ale regardless.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 17,2010 10:08am
I think I will go buy 2 allagash ales to drink with dinner.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 17,2010 11:00am
St. Pat's a fucking snake himself; hang the priest and burn the church PLZ.



toggletoggle post by slarticus at Mar 17,2010 11:12am
Paul%20CNV said[orig][quote]
How I long for the days where you could walk by a yankee business with a sign that read "IRISH NEED NOT APPLY" ...... Fuck St Patrick



you should have hung one up when CNV was looking for a bassist...
...HEYOOOOO



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 17,2010 11:14am
IRISH BUILT THE TRAIN TRACKS



toggletoggle post by Vagoo Vikernes at Mar 17,2010 11:16am
dreadkill said[orig][quote]


You have captured the outlook of our enlightened modern society in a single image. Every culture is now a standard of marketing, not derived from the organic soul of those indigenous to these lands.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 17,2010 11:18am
slarticus said[orig][quote]
Paul%20CNV said[orig][quote]
How I long for the days where you could walk by a yankee business with a sign that read "IRISH NEED NOT APPLY" ...... Fuck St Patrick



you should have hung one up when CNV was looking for a bassist...
...HEYOOOOO


Wackadee, smackadee doooOooo!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 17,2010 11:21am
Probably not checking out my GF's dad's band tonight (they play 80 different places every 17th). On the one hand, I'll miss hanging with the fam; on the other hand I have no fucking patience for Every Drunken Shithead Day.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 17,2010 11:22am
Party at DYAs



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 17,2010 11:22am
the festival of a million green-shirted morons



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Mar 17,2010 11:24am
slarticus said[orig][quote]
Paul%20CNV said[orig][quote]
How I long for the days where you could walk by a yankee business with a sign that read "IRISH NEED NOT APPLY" ...... Fuck St Patrick



you should have hung one up when CNV was looking for a bassist...
...HEYOOOOO




hehehe... I can make these jokes because I am a wee bit Mick



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 17,2010 11:33am
Actually quite tempted to visit Ireland, England, Sweden soon.



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Mar 17,2010 11:35am
I'll tell you one thing though... The Irish used to come to the seacoast every summer to work back when their economy was bad... They would drink till 10 am in a house with no AC and no fans in 90 degree heat... Sweating bullets and goin on a drinking binge and they would never miss work... Now we have fucking Russians... Bitter, sour, sneaky, sadistic Russians... I miss the Irish lads and lasses



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 17,2010 11:36am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Actually quite tempted to visit Ireland, England, Sweden soon.
take me with you in your luggage



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 17,2010 11:43am
Only if you agree to sing on a Saw You Drown cover.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 17,2010 11:46am
it's a deal



toggletoggle post by Vagoo Vikernes at Mar 17,2010 12:02pm
Paul%20CNV said[orig][quote]
Now we have fucking Russians... Bitter, sour, sneaky, sadistic Russians...


Russians exemplify the true Aryan spirit of withdrawal and critique. While Europe dreams on with its fantasies of Jew-American hegemony, Russia will continue the ancient ways. You know where my sympathies lie.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 17,2010 1:13pm
I'm going to catch hibernating garter snakes and release them in the house to take revenge on both St Patrick and my girlfriend today.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Mar 17,2010 1:35pm
Ireland the brutiful. Fuck that st patty's jazz, people always give me shit for being a giant Irish Nationalist and knowing all the obscure myth/ancient culture but hating on what they perceive as Irish day.

This is a day for people to get drunk and say they are irish in an attempt to get a blow job at their local bar.

oh yeah, and for the record corned beef and cabbage tastes like ass and the Irish never ate it culturally, or beef for that matter. It started in America with Jewish deli owners trying to pretend to retarded southies that the irish ate corned beef (which at the time no one ever bought)

so this whole holiday is basically an economic gain for Irish Beer companies, green dye companies, and for selling shitty beef that people only eat once a year and pretend to like.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 17,2011 1:48am



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 17,2011 2:54am
thread is dumb. st patrick himself sucks but beer is still krieg.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Mar 17,2011 3:07am
SNAKE PATRICK



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Mar 17,2011 3:45am
Gimmicks. Way to fall for them. Hilarious.



toggletoggle post by The_Mex at Mar 17,2011 3:56am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]


lol,is that a pic of W3??



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 17,2011 4:30am
yes



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 17,2011 4:42am



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 17,2011 8:37am
TheRidersofDoom said[orig][quote]
Ireland the brutiful. Fuck that st patty's jazz, people always give me shit for being a giant Irish Nationalist and knowing all the obscure myth/ancient culture but hating on what they perceive as Irish day.

This is a day for people to get drunk and say they are irish in an attempt to get a blow job at their local bar.

oh yeah, and for the record corned beef and cabbage tastes like ass and the Irish never ate it culturally, or beef for that matter. It started in America with Jewish deli owners trying to pretend to retarded southies that the irish ate corned beef (which at the time no one ever bought)

so this whole holiday is basically an economic gain for Irish Beer companies, green dye companies, and for selling shitty beef that people only eat once a year and pretend to like.


Jeeze, big surprise, a bullshit US holiday...
Of COURSE it's bullshit, look at the rest of our national holidays: Easter, Xmas, Valentines Day, thanksgiving (yep, that one's especially bad) etc... this one is no worse than the rest of our culture.



toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Mar 17,2011 9:21am
fuck green and fuck orange too.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Mar 17,2011 9:23am
Mutis said[orig][quote]
fuck green and fuck orange too.


I'm wearing green and have orange hair so fuck you



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Mar 17,2011 9:31am
btw, oldie but a goodie

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by mutis  at Mar 17,2011 9:35am
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said[orig][quote]
Mutis said[orig][quote]
fuck green and fuck orange too.


I'm wearing green and have orange hair so fuck you


Actually, my hair has green in it as it always does. But fuck my hair.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Mar 17,2011 9:38am
fair enough



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 17,2011 9:43am
What's the more obnoxious amateur night: St Patrick's Day or New Year's Eve?



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 17,2011 9:46am
LONG LIVE THE UDA



toggletoggle post by Maxwell Smart‘s shoe phone at Mar 17,2011 9:52am
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
What's the more obnoxious amateur night: St Patrick's Day or New Year's Eve?


NYE -- definitely. Wider appeal and more people have the day off the next day.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Mar 17,2011 10:12am
I don't go out for either holiday anymore, just hang with friends....problem solved for both days



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 17,2011 10:21am
well im going somewhere to drink today. but where?




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 17,2011 10:25am
I'll be drinking in CHINATOWN after work



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 17,2011 10:29am
getting sloppy drunk on zombies and scorpion bowls.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 17,2011 10:38am
GUINESS IN MY FACE RIGHT NOW PLZ



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 17,2011 10:39am edited Mar 17,2011 10:39am
before the guniess gotta get my bowl get my cereal and get to the bus stop.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 17,2011 10:43am
for continued liver destruction tomorrow..

http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=130784696994748&index=1



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 17,2011 10:48am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
for continued liver destruction tomorrow..

http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=130784696994748&index=1






toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 17,2011 10:52am
ya she's opening



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 17,2011 10:54am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
ya she's opening






toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 17,2011 11:30am



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 17,2011 11:30am
don be reedicuuulus



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 17,2011 11:32am edited Mar 17,2011 11:32am
so yea whos going to celebrate their 0.0001% irish heritage and bang slam pigs in southie with me?

all while listening to the perfect strangers theme song the entire time.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 17,2011 11:33am
Pogues or GTFO



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 17,2011 11:41am
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said[orig][quote]
btw, oldie but a goodie

bennyhillifier


lol i forgot about this



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 17,2011 11:42am
reimroc said[orig][quote]
so yea whos going to celebrate their 0.0001% irish heritage and bang slam pigs in southie with me?

all while listening to the perfect strangers theme song the entire time.


I'm down.



toggletoggle post by the_mex at Mar 17,2011 2:17pm
reimroc said[orig][quote]
so yea whos going to celebrate their 0.0001% irish heritage and bang slam pigs in southie with me?

all while listening to the perfect strangers theme song the entire time.


I'm definitely down



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 17,2011 2:23pm
alex where you at drrty drrty

why arent we meeting up already, just got a pizza when we start drinking



toggletoggle post by Pires at Mar 17,2011 2:30pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
What's the more obnoxious amateur night: St Patrick's Day or New Year's Eve?


St. Pattys day hands down. Yes, while NYE does have wider appeal, it's also somewhat family oriented. St. Patricks day is just an excuse for assholes to drink and be cool. That being said... Fuck new years and fuck st. patricks day.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 17,2011 2:37pm
Yeah, all St Pats means for me is that I get to drive home from band practice tonight with 10x the troopers on the highway. Gay.



toggletoggle post by GUYnli at Mar 17,2011 3:43pm
Watch Ward-Gatti 1...good way to start the drinking



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 17,2011 3:48pm
Mutis said[orig][quote]
fuck green and fuck orange too.


my teeth and mustache resent that remark

lol



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 17,2011 3:55pm edited Mar 17,2011 5:19pm
Pires said[orig][quote]
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
What's the more obnoxious amateur night: St Patrick's Day or New Year's Eve?


St. Pattys day hands down. Yes, while NYE does have wider appeal, it's also somewhat family oriented. St. Patricks day is just an excuse for assholes to drink and be cool. That being said... Fuck new years and fuck st. patricks day.


you dont like to drink like an asshole and look cool? WTF.




toggletoggle post by conservationist  at Mar 17,2011 7:00pm



toggletoggle post by mikefrommaine at Mar 18,2011 1:41pm
absolute favorite ever



toggletoggle post by mikefrommaine at Mar 18,2011 1:46pm
fuck i intended to quote arillius' statement about southern tier mokah



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 18,2011 2:03pm
mikefrommaine said[orig][quote]
fuck i intended to quote arillius' statement about southern tier mokah


'tis a great beer laddie.



toggletoggle post by Worshipboozenotgod at Mar 18,2011 10:30pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Technically, I'm against st Patrick for spreading the christian word. Give me some warm ale regardless.



I will drink to that



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