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returntothepit >> discuss >> Why do all metal chicks in bands play bass? by Ughhh.... on Apr 19,2010 1:39pm
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toggletoggle post by Ughhh.... at Apr 19,2010 1:39pm
Because playing bass sucks



toggletoggle post by timma at Apr 19,2010 1:54pm
YOU SUCK.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Apr 19,2010 1:58pm
haha timma, you're a metal chick!



toggletoggle post by Slymo  at Apr 19,2010 2:03pm
8====D~~~~



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 19,2010 2:44pm
narkybark said[orig][quote]
haha timma, you're a metal chick!


So are you!



toggletoggle post by timma at Apr 19,2010 2:47pm
More like a metal DOUCHE.

Suckaaaaaaaaa



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Apr 19,2010 2:52pm
narkybark said[orig][quote]
haha timma, you're a metal chink!


that's RAC1TS, dude!



toggletoggle post by timma at Apr 19,2010 3:04pm
Buncha goddamn inbred honkeys up in here.



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Apr 19,2010 3:10pm
Paging thuringwethil, deathchick & pam...



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Apr 19,2010 3:10pm
Paging thuringwethil, deathchick & pam...



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Apr 19,2010 4:39pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
narkybark said[orig][quote]
you're a metal chick!


So are you!


Pfft. I'm every woman. It's all in me.



toggletoggle post by timma at Apr 19,2010 4:41pm
Anything you want done, Marky, he'll do it naturally.

And by naturally, I mean homorapistlly.



toggletoggle post by PISSCHRIST at Apr 19,2010 4:42pm
? ok this thread makes no sense



toggletoggle post by timma at Apr 19,2010 5:32pm
PISSCHRIST said[orig][quote]
? ok this thread makes no sense


....and you were expecting what, exactly?



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Apr 19,2010 6:15pm
PISSCHRIST said[orig][quote]
? ok this thread makes no sense


does this help?




toggletoggle post by reimroc at Apr 19,2010 6:43pm
RHYTHM SECTION FTW



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Apr 19,2010 6:49pm
blessed%20offal said[orig][quote]
PISSCHRIST said[orig][quote]
? ok this thread makes no sense


does this help?



LOL



toggletoggle post by demondave at Apr 19,2010 6:51pm edited Apr 19,2010 6:52pm

I raise you Haemorrhage





toggletoggle post by demondave at Apr 19,2010 6:52pm

and broken link




toggletoggle post by demondave at Apr 19,2010 6:52pm
fixed



toggletoggle post by LBprovidence at Apr 19,2010 7:12pm
no one likes the bass player



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Apr 19,2010 7:16pm
Ughhh.... said[orig][quote]
Because playing bass sucks


yeah, ok dude. go tell that to lemmy.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 19,2010 7:21pm
timma said[orig][quote]


narkybark said[orig][quote]


Lotta hot pieces of ass up in this piece.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 19,2010 7:35pm
Also, playing bass is womens' work.




toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Apr 19,2010 7:42pm
you don't learn string cutting skills in the kitchen.



toggletoggle post by HandinjuryNLI at Apr 19,2010 7:43pm
I raise you all four broads in putrefied beauty.



toggletoggle post by Roxy Petrucci at Apr 19,2010 8:42pm
How about a drumstick up your faggot ass, motherfucker????




toggletoggle post by PISSCHRIST at Apr 19,2010 8:44pm
Roxy%20Petrucci said[orig][quote]
How about a drumstick up your faggot ass, motherfucker????



YES!!



toggletoggle post by Roxy Petrucci's Drum Tech at Apr 19,2010 8:55pm
Mmmm... this reminds me of the Vixen tour with Ozzy & White Lion back in '89. At the end of every show, I used to put my nose right up to Roxy's drum throne and inhale deeply, savoring the smell of her ass sweat. Those were the days!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 19,2010 10:01pm
LBprovidence said[orig][quote]
no one likes the bass player


The bass player always has to hang out with the drummer and his girlfriend.
(I wish I remembered more of this skit)



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