We propose a Federal holiday to celebrate working in a lowest common denominator state. It's about time. We've been killing productivity, celebrating the half-done, norming to a lowest common denominator, and ignoring the world around us for years. It's just time to make it official.

http://www.anus.com/etc/nlsd/

Bart : No offense Homer, your half-assed-under-parenting was a whole lot better than your half-assed-over-parenting

Homer : Oooh! but I was using my whole ass.

unnecessary, as anyone who's not a poser about it lives every day of their life like this.

this, and low standards is more of a human condition than a "new thing"

Yeah, most human suck ass. It's the ones without lowered standards that make life really good.

95% of this species could die tomorrow with no net loss. There's like 500 people in North America who do anything productive or interesting.