So I was walking down Main St in Hyannis with my sons last night and one of them said something, and I replied "Why don't you do a ritual about it?" It sounded funny as hell. My son just looked at me confused. it was great.

Tell your kid "DICK IS BRO" or Chinatown.

Then child services knocks on my door and I proceed to tell them "RAVIOLIS" & slam the door in their face.

fixd

only calling your offspring a faggot is real

bennyhillifier

I've got a ritual for your boy

only using "or you're a pussy" in real life is real

Eat your vegetables or you're a pussy.

Have a tickle fight with Nathan Lane, you won't

Nathan Lane loves to suckle Robin Williams patches of chest hair.

i feel i should contribute to this thread somehow. here have a random jpeg.

Saw "The Last Exorcism" tonight, shitty movie but during the last ten minutes the main characters talk to some gay kid and go back to the farm where they performed the titular exorcism. Upon entering the farm house they discover it's been vandalized with pentagrams and various sigils.

As they're walking through the house I turned to my girlfriend and said "Looks like the faggot did a ritual about it"

HAHAHA

Jobs in the real world (GET ONE)

Keep taking the blue pill, faggot.

Say what?

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2010/10/24/s...oma-draws-christian-protest/?hpt=C2

only rituals in the material world are real.

Precisely. It's a shame that all of you rttpfags won't be participating in real ones on Samhain. Too busy dressing up and getting drunk and having sloppy sex.

only



is real.

lol.

bennyhillifier

where is your ritual taking place? my plan is to build a fire and pay homage to the lost ways of old. nothing can top last year though, epic ritual on an epic night.

and dressing up on Halloween is real, by the way.

bennyhillifier

is that gravesideservice??