i did for the first time on Tuesday night. Just before the climax i thought my skull had split into 1000 pieces. the only thing i've ever felt that was worse was a kidney stone. i thought my brain was exploding, it was horrible. i've read they are fairly common, hopefully it doesn't become a regular thing. i feel fine today, but it took about 24 hours before i felt mostly normal again. why would nature do such a thing?

INB4 "you might have a brain hemorrhage".

i've also never had a migraine before, the only bad headaches i've ever had are from hangovers, which this felt very similar too. only instead of feeling like it was behind my eyes, it felt like it was in the bone and surrounding tissue. i wish this upon Beelze, but then he'd have to be getting laid.

you are doing it wrong.

the only cure is more sex.

Maybe it's a tumor...

dont we have a song about this?

did you remember to breathe?

I've actually had this happen a couple of times. I luled.

Wait, you have been eaten by a praying mantis a couple of times? Cool!

Tony, try taking a few aspirin (excedrin- has caffeine) before you do sexy time. It should work.

As for the OP, thank Lord Satan no...I get them the old fashioned way. Trufax, last one I had was right before the Slayer, Testament, Megadeth show in Lowell...talk about bad timing.

she probably got pregnant.

possible muscle strain.

No, but I def. know what I'm calling my free jazz side-project now.

Only extreme boredom before climax is real.

married?

Had this happen exactly once. Such a let down to feel that high with that kind of low.

yeah hopefully it was just a fluke. i never want to feel such libido destruction again.

try taping the nude photo of peter steele to the ceiling and let your partner do the work instead of laying it across their back and doing it all yourself, it will be much less stressful on the blood vessels in your head.

I honestly didn't need the mental image of Tony having sex...

ITT: Wren the sexpert.

There's a man in Africa that has such a huge cock, whenever he gets aroused all the blood leaves his head for his cock and he passes out. I hope that's not the same problem.

whatwhat?

see i tried that, but his death was just too much and i started drowning in my own tears.

You're old!

I don't even remember what sex feels like, let alone getting a migraine from it.

I have, however, had shooting pains in my dick trunk before when making slipperies. Worst.

I got that once like 10 years ago. Felt like someone kicked me in the balls. Never happened again.

This is called coital cephalgia. And just so happens to be the name of the death metal band I sing for.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

aw was hoping we could use that for a scaphism song.

Hands can't get pregnant.

cant wait for the new release

ur probably gay.

I'm not sure if I've ever had one of these since before I climax I'm too busy killing dogs. This is the only way I'm ABLE to climax.

Albert Brooks experienced one of these as he took me from behind in my trailer one evening while we were filming My First Mister in 2001.

Is that Chris Kattan??