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returntothepit >> discuss >> Jesus Christ on a pogostick......it's more crabcore by Dankill on Dec 13,2010 10:45am

post by Dankill at Dec 13,2010 10:45am

bennyhillifier
Attack Attack called, they want their AIDS back.

post by largefreakatzero at Dec 13,2010 10:55am

I hope this band gets raped.

post by Martins NLI at Dec 13,2010 10:55am

These guys aren't half bad.

post by slymoe nli at Dec 13,2010 11:08am

its pretty fucking gay.

post by sever at Dec 13,2010 11:16am

I was okay with that until the autotone fagged in

post by the_reverend

at Dec 13,2010 11:18am

featuring tpain? these guys are obviously on a mother fucking boat.

post by boblovesmusic

at Dec 13,2010 11:39am

Attack Attack does it better

post by reimroc at Dec 13,2010 11:50am edited Dec 13,2010 11:50am

nothing like 25 year old males using auto-tune to rope in the 14 year olds.

post by RustyPS should be working at Dec 13,2010 11:52am

no actual picture of Jesus Christ on a pogostick?

this thread is all kinds of fail

post by narkybark

at Dec 13,2010 11:57am

I like hitting a note every 4 seconds. I also like making those four notes the most predictable progression ever.

post by Garth Algar at Dec 13,2010 12:04pm

It's sucking my will to live.

post by markworkingrichards at Dec 13,2010 12:04pm

largefreakatzero said	[orig][quote]
I hope this band gets raped.

Careful man, they might kick you in the balls.

post by substitutecreature at Dec 13,2010 12:54pm

people suck

post by bornoffire

at Dec 13,2010 1:25pm

can't....handle....this...head...exploding

post by reimroc at Dec 13,2010 1:27pm

hopefully we can all find this single in our century media gift bags

post by whiskey_weed_and_women

at Dec 13,2010 1:37pm

RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said	[orig][quote]
no actual picture of Jesus Christ on a pogostick? this thread is all kinds of fail

post by arilliusbm

at Dec 13,2010 1:38pm

The youtube comments...

post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 13,2010 1:57pm

whiskey_weed_and_women said

[orig][quote]

RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said	[orig][quote]
no actual picture of Jesus Christ on a pogostick? this thread is all kinds of fail

post by RustyPS

at Dec 13,2010 2:07pm

FuckIsMySignature said

[orig][quote]

whiskey_weed_and_women said

[orig][quote]

RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said	[orig][quote]
no actual picture of Jesus Christ on a pogostick? this thread is all kinds of fail

Tom has officially won at life...and I ain't talking about the board game

post by whiskey_weed_and_women

at Dec 13,2010 2:10pm

I'll only go so far to say he saved this thread, if it was an animated gif then I could agree with yuh

post by timma at Dec 13,2010 2:16pm

Uhhhhhhh...yeah.

This rules so hard.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 13,2010 2:26pm

lolz

post by goatcatalyst

at Dec 13,2010 2:39pm

If those Westboro Jesuskissers had their shit together, they'd be protesting this.

post by arilliusbm

at Dec 13,2010 2:44pm

post by whiskey_weed_and_women

at Dec 13,2010 2:44pm

arilliusbm said	[orig][quote]

life winner.

post by RustyPS should be working at Dec 13,2010 3:02pm

arilliusbm said	[orig][quote]

Jim has raised the bar for humans everywhere

post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 13,2010 3:06pm

may not be a gif... but i think this guy wins out over the both of us.

post by whiskey_weed_and_women

at Dec 13,2010 3:08pm

the ante has been raised.

post by largefreakatzero at Dec 13,2010 3:09pm

markworkingrichards said

[orig][quote]

largefreakatzero said	[orig][quote]
I hope this band gets raped.

Careful man, they might kick you in the balls.

My nuts are resistant to such homo love-taps.

post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Dec 13,2010 3:09pm

That video was almost as bad as Lawless Darkness.

post by Yeti at Dec 13,2010 3:22pm

i know some boats these guys would occupy very well.

post by Yeti at Dec 13,2010 3:23pm

i posted that before actually listening to it. i wish i could go back to 3:22 when life was better. holy fuck. this is the audio equivalent of a swift boot to the balls.

post by Yeti at Dec 13,2010 3:32pm

i could make a drinking game out of how long someone can last listening to that. i made it to 1:27 and my brain threatened to move out.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 13,2010 3:33pm

post by timma at Dec 13,2010 3:35pm

I've been listening to it on repeat all day.

It's so...cauterizing.

post by Lamp

at Dec 13,2010 6:59pm

goatcatalyst said	[orig][quote]
If those Westboro Jesuskissers had their shit together, they'd be protesting this.

hahahahaha

post by MarkFuckingRichards

at Dec 13,2010 7:15pm

I don't know if I'd call this Crabcore...maybe Crabtrance? Crabsynth? Crabdance?

post by Randy_Marsh at Dec 13,2010 7:36pm

crabs from the ocean called, they want their entitlement back.

post by narkybark

at Dec 13,2010 7:56pm

I call it boring uninspired shit

post by Dankill at Dec 13,2010 7:56pm

This thread went in just the right direction.

post by Spaldino at Dec 14,2010 4:02am

those guitars and bass look HUGE on these faggots. are they like 5'3'' 112 pounds?

post by Alexecutioner at Dec 14,2010 8:52am

i guess they actually embrace the term Crab Core, fags...

post by Doomkid

at Dec 14,2010 10:01am

Sexi syth is sexah.

post by Alexecutioner at Dec 14,2010 10:19am

largefreakatzero said	[orig][quote]
I hope this band gets kicked in the balls.

post by Arist nli at Dec 14,2010 10:40am

Maybe if they sing about ocean rape, or something?

post by Yeti at Dec 14,2010 10:46am

i let out a long-winded raging blowout last night to my girlfriend about this song. i think that has taken the spot as the number 1 worst piece of steaming shit i have ever heard. i know metal is sickening now, but that is an entirely new level. i am stunned that something so insanely atrocious has been created. i'd rather listen to Buckcherry than hear that song again.

post by goatcatalyst

at Dec 14,2010 10:51am

Vapid, malnourished faggotry

post by timma at Dec 14,2010 11:12am

goatcatalyst said	[orig][quote]
Vapid, malnourished faggotry

Bravo, sir. Well played.

post by Martins NLI at Dec 14,2010 11:15am

I think you old hats are off your rocker. This is the NEW metal and I like it. Better yet, I fucking love it.

post by goatcatalyst

at Dec 14,2010 11:20am

Thank you, chum.

post by A YOUNG FAN BY THE NAME OF WREN at Dec 14,2010 12:19pm

I LOVE THIS BAND! YES!

post by No_Redemption at Dec 14,2010 1:12pm

Yeti said	[orig][quote]
i let out a long-winded raging blowout last night to my girlfriend about this song. i think that has taken the spot as the number 1 worst piece of steaming shit i have ever heard. i know metal is sickening now, but that is an entirely new level. i am stunned that something so insanely atrocious has been created. i'd rather listen to Buckcherry than hear that song again.

pretty much

post by The_Rooster

at Dec 14,2010 1:16pm

Stop posting shit like this and helping lame bands get their nauseating videos viral on the internet.

No publicity is bad publicity and all that...

post by moustache at Dec 14,2010 1:18pm

post by TRUCK BALLS at Dec 14,2010 3:07pm

post by Yeti at Dec 14,2010 3:15pm

i have no idea what TRUCK BALLS posted, but i'm sure it's infinitely better than this.

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