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returntothepit >> discuss >> 5000 Birds Fall from the Sky - Cause Unknown by FuckIsMySignature on Jan 3,2011 12:40pm
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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 3,2011 12:40pm
"It has become one of the strangest stories to come out of the New Year and one of the most puzzling for scientists and local officials: Just what caused 5,000 birds to fall from the sky just before midnight New Year's Eve in Beebe, Arkansas?"





http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/03/what-...-of-birds-fall-from-the-sky/?hpt=T2



toggletoggle post by aril NLI (sXe) at Jan 3,2011 12:41pm
it's funny how there's no mention of the 50,000 fish that washed ashore not too far away



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Jan 3,2011 12:42pm
Hail Satan.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 3,2011 12:44pm
aril%20NLI said[orig][quote]
it's funny how there's no mention of the 50,000 fish that washed ashore not too far away


http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/01/02/arkansas.fish.kill/index.html?hpt=T2

i'm sure its not in any way related to the Gulf Oil issue that by some miracle of God just stopped being any kind of problem. oh wait.



toggletoggle post by aril NLI (sXe) at Jan 3,2011 12:45pm
i'm more concerned about the bee population dwindling. thanks to the 3g network.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 3,2011 12:47pm
the Bee Sharps?



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Jan 3,2011 12:48pm
someone farted



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 3,2011 1:07pm
The fish are because of the oil, the bees are being inundated with 3g porn, and the birds fell because Sacreligion is getting back together.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jan 3,2011 1:19pm
and Peter Steele died because boblovesmusic farted at a concert



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Jan 3,2011 1:23pm
My guess is probably just a freak accident. it is crazy to hear about how at the beginning of the 1800s the skies used to go black with bird flocks being so huge, people used to be able to just shoot into the sky at random and fell a couple of birds for dinner during such migrations.

Birds are an indicator species on the health of an eco system as they are highly affected in their reproduction from chemicals and are highly mobile so they normally will leave an area if it is unsuitable. But they are not the most important indicator species, that title goes to amphibians which are almost extinct in the Northeast.

cool story bro? I love animals and used to want to be a zoologist.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 3,2011 1:24pm
Spiders and mice are good indicators too, and they sure as shit haven't gone anywhere.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Jan 3,2011 1:39pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Spiders and mice are good indicators too, and they sure as shit haven't gone anywhere.


actually rodents and insects are the least affected groups of all, they actually benefit from civilization whereas larger creatures get fucked over by man's actions.

I even have some discovery show about the future of evolution that basically says in 500 million years from now all life on earth will be descended from insects, gastropods, and if at best the last living mammal might just be large rodents who are highly intelligent, about the same as dolphins.

Apparently spiders will be the dominant species according to this dvd and octopus might evolve to swing from trees in the amazon



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Jan 3,2011 1:46pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Future_Is_Wild

show was pretty badass but far-fetched of course.

I guess the tree living squid are postulated as the likeliest ancestor for earth's next sapient life form. Cthulhu?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 3,2011 1:46pm
TheRidersofDoom said[orig][quote]
octopus might evolve to swing from trees in the amazon





WE'RE FUCKED.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 3,2011 1:47pm



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Jan 3,2011 2:14pm
It's safe to note that insects can't grow to huge sizes in the type of atmosphere we humans need. Their exoskeletons would crush them much like terrestrial animals can't grow much larger than elephants today.

how fucked would we be if oxygen rates increased in the atmosphere...seagull sized dragonflies and mosquitoes that could drain a toddler of blood.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 3,2011 3:24pm
i really, really, really, really, really, really, really want this to be an indicator of the end of times. just be done with it already.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 3,2011 3:38pm
The entire ecosystem could turn to toxic dust overnight, and someone would still be complaining that we should stop what we're doing and let gay people get married.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 3,2011 3:41pm
aril%20NLI said[orig][quote]
it's funny how there's no mention of the 50,000 fish that washed ashore not too far away
I think that was 100,000 fish.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 3,2011 3:41pm
Giorgio Tsoukalos probably has something to say about this.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 3,2011 3:42pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Giorgio Tsoukalos probably has something to fake tan about this.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 3,2011 3:49pm
The tan is a prouct of exposure to alien technology and the hair is his mind-blowing take on history.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jan 3,2011 4:01pm
I am gladly doing my part to fuck this faggot of a planet to the point where tree-swinging octopi will never become reality.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Jan 3,2011 4:05pm
I watched that show one day before reading about it here and was mind fucked by his hair and the crazed look of his eyes that I choked on whatever I was eating.



toggletoggle post by obstaclecorpse at Jan 3,2011 4:29pm
Great... now some shithead in the post-rock Cult of NeurIsis genre is going to name their band 5000 Birds Fall From the Sky



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 3,2011 4:30pm
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 3,2011 5:41pm
Indicator of a zombie virus? Probably not, but we can hope.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 3,2011 5:42pm
Apparently this also happened in Brooklyn, and some parts of Jersey.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 3,2011 5:53pm



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 3,2011 5:57pm
So that's how many different dates the world is supposed to end? This bitch should kill herself before some high priest of God rapes her and dumps her body in the Atlantic for the fish to feed on.



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Jan 3,2011 8:56pm

Anus


Vagina



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 4,2011 12:14pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 4,2011 1:08pm
whoa. that's in a different area. i wonder if this has anything to do with the oil spill considering all 3 incidents are fairly close to the Mississippi.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 4,2011 1:16pm edited Jan 4,2011 1:16pm
i'm sure the Oil spill has something to do with it but only indirectly- more so because of the undewater volcano and seismic events related to that.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 4,2011 1:23pm
Like I said before, this also happened in parts of Jersey and Brooklyn. It's everywhere.



toggletoggle post by aril NLI (sXe) at Jan 4,2011 1:28pm
It's HAARP. Seriously, it really is. Reports of strange activity...



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 4,2011 1:48pm
yes and that



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 4,2011 1:51pm
Rapture or oil spill... in descending order of likelihood



toggletoggle post by Kadoogla-booglerizer at Jan 4,2011 1:58pm
I bet it had something to do with millions of drunk folks texting "HAPPY NEW YEAR u GUYZ" back and forth.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 4,2011 3:50pm
UPDATE: A state veterinarian tells NBC that preliminary necropsy results from several birds show that they died of "multiple blunt trauma to their vital organs," though what caused the trauma remains uncertain. According to Dr. George Badley, their stomachs were empty, so they weren't poisoned, and they died in midair, not upon impact with the ground.



toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Jan 4,2011 3:52pm
Hovering cloaked motherships, duh.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Jan 4,2011 4:14pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
UPDATE: A state veterinarian tells NBC that preliminary necropsy results from several birds show that they died of "multiple blunt trauma to their vital organs," though what caused the trauma remains uncertain. According to Dr. George Badley, their stomachs were empty, so they weren't poisoned, and they died in midair, not upon impact with the ground.


The thing is, for a single mothership to have taken down all those birds, it'd have to be huge!!!



toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Jan 4,2011 4:16pm
A Romulan Warbird is plenty big enough.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Jan 4,2011 4:19pm
Mutis said[orig][quote]
A Romulan Warbird is plenty big enough.


...



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Jan 4,2011 4:19pm edited Jan 4,2011 4:20pm
boxxy said[orig][quote]


The thing is, for a single mothership to have taken down all those birds, it'd have to be huge!!!





toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Jan 4,2011 4:20pm
I think we all know thems don't cloak.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 5,2011 10:43am



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Jan 5,2011 10:56am
It's possibly the HAARP.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 5,2011 11:01am
from what i've gathered through respectable news outlets -

its the HAARP-Flu Oil-Spill unleashed via Fireworks from the Katy Perry video in conjunction with North Korean Chemtrails.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 5,2011 11:14am



toggletoggle post by BSV at Jan 5,2011 7:13pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
or..

http://bullionbullscanada.com/index.php?option=com_kunena&Itemid=122&func=view&catid=11&id=4635


That's a great link...



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jan 6,2011 9:25am



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 6,2011 9:31am
Coming soon, hopefully.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jan 6,2011 9:36am
A shocking report prepared for Prime Minister Putin by the Foreign Military Intelligence Directorate (GRU) states that one of the United States top experts in biological and chemical weapons was brutally murdered after he threatened to expose a US Military test of poison gas that killed hundreds of thousands of animals inArkansas this past week.

According to this report, John P. Wheeler III, Special Assistant to the Secretary of the Air Force, Washington, D.C. from 2005-2008, when he became the Special Assistant to the Acting Assistant Secretary of the Air Force for Installations, Logistics and Environment, was found brutally murdered and dumped in a landfill, and as we can read as reported by the Fox News Service:

“Delaware Police are investigating the apparent murder of a former Bush official who also championed the fund-raising effort to build the Vietnam Veterans Memorial on the Mall in Washington, D.C. Wheeler’s body was found in Wilmington on Friday.

According to police, somebody initially reported that the body was dumped out of a refuse truck, which would have been coming from Newark, onto the landfill. Newark Police spokesman Lt. Mark Farrall told Fox News that nobody had reported Wheeler missing before he was found.

The Wilmington News Journal reported that Wheeler was last seen riding an Amtrak train from Washington to Wilmington, Del., last Tuesday.”

Wheeler’s military career included writing one of the most important manuals on the effectiveness of biological and chemical weapons which led to his being hired in 2009 as a consultant to the Mitre Corporation, whose aviation system development department, the GRU reports, is at the forefront of creating the computer command and control systems used by the US Air Force in their fleet of aerial spraying planes. [photo 2nd left]

These aerial spraying planes, this report continues, are based at the Little Rock Air Force Base in Arkansas that over the past few months have been involved with‘test dispersants’ of poisonous gasses in the Afghanistan War Theater using chemical weapons stocks obtained from Iraq and held at the Pine Bluff Arsenal, also located in Arkansas.

Important to note about the Pine Bluff Arsenal, which calls itself “America’s Arsenal”, is that it is one of the World’s most specialized munitions and chemical-biological defense products and services bases which Russia had previously accused of not fully reporting the chemical agents removed from Iraq, between 2003 and 2008, and taken to the US for testing and subsequent destruction.

According to this report, the US relocated from Iraq to the Pine Bluff Arsenal an estimated 63,000 metric tonnes of the poisonous gas Phosgene that is described as one of the most feared chemical weapons ever used due to its ability to literally cause the lungs and respiratory system to explode.
Nearly immediately after Russia accused the US this past summer of not fully destroying Iraq’s Phosgene poisonous gas stockpile the Pine Bluff Arsenal began an‘accelerated’ disposal programme injecting it deep into the ground in central Arkansas, but which, unfortunately, since this past September, has caused over 500 minor earthquakes to occur raising the concerns of their local population.
More frightening, however, is the claim made in this report that the Americans have also begun shipping ‘massive quantities’ of Iraq’s Phosgene poisonous gas stocks to Afghanistan where when used they will be able to say they had nothing to do with it, and believe no one will be able to prove it either.
Important to note about Iraq’s Phosgene poisonous gas stocks are that they are no longer able to be made by any Western country, including the United States, which makes its value as a Weapon of Mass Destruction (WMD) incalculable, especially in a war situation like Afghanistan where the enemy forces are firmly entrenched in hostile terrain.

To the direct reason for Wheeler’s murder, this report says, was this past week’s transport of Iraqi Phosgene poisonous gas aboard a US Air Force KC-767 tanker aircraft from Little Rock Air Force Base enroute to Afghanistan that shortly after takeoff had a ‘critical malfunction’ of its aerial spraying computer directed command and control system over central Arkansas causing the deaths of thousands of red-wing blackbirds.

According to US reports an estimated 5,000 of these birds were killed outright and were quickly removed by US Environmental Services workers wearing hazmat suits and gas masks. Another US report states that cause of death to these thousands of birds was “trauma in the breast tissue, with blood clots in the body cavity and a lot of internal bleeding” which this GRU report states is consistent with Phosgene exposure.

Even more chilling than this incident is this GRU report stating that it was the second “accidental” release of Phosgene poisonous gas in as many days, as the day before, this same US Air Force KC-767 tanker aircraft also had a “critical malfunction” causing a release over the Arkansas River that killed over 100,000 fish.

Upon Wheeler discovering what was happening with Iraq’s Phosgene poisonous gas stockpiles, this report continues, he traveled from his home in Delaware to Washington D.C. where he openly confronted and threatened to expose the Pentagon and White House Officials responsible. Being a Vietnam Veteran who was responsible for having the famous memorial to that war erected, Wheeler was more than knowledgeable about the United States massive chemical and biological attacks in that conflict and had vowed to not let happen again.
Sadly, but all too common in the United States these days, when Wheeler threatened to go public with what was happening he was targeted for death, and as a “sign” to anyone else thinking of going against the regime, had his body dumped in a garbage pit for all the World to see.

Today, another great American was murdered in an effort to save his country from destruction. Sadly, his death will go barely noticed; the American people seem no longer to care as they continue to seek their solace in their propaganda media lies rather than confronting the brutal truth about the monsters they have let rule over them.
http://bullionbullscanada.com/index.php?op...emid=122&func=view&catid=11&id=4635

MAN WE GOTTA KILL THE RUSSIAN GRU THEY BE LEAKING EVERYWHERE




toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jan 6,2011 10:07am
and that site is getting some important visitors! maybe they're coming here too!

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Viewing Thread New 9/11 Murder? Was John P. (Jack) Wheeler III About to Blow a Whistle?

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toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jan 6,2011 10:09am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
UPDATE: A state veterinarian tells NBC that preliminary necropsy results from several birds show that they died of "multiple blunt trauma to their vital organs," though what caused the trauma remains uncertain. According to Dr. George Badley, their stomachs were empty, so they weren't poisoned, and they died in midair, not upon impact with the ground.


sounds like a shitty doctor.
Health Hazard Information
Acute Effects:

* Acute inhalation exposure to phosgene causes severe respiratory effects in humans, including pulmonary edema, pulmonary emphysema, and possibly death. Symptoms of acute exposure include choking, chest constriction, coughing, painful breathing, and bloody sputum. Death results from anoxemia, which causes paralysis of the respiratory center, asphyxiation, or heart failure. (1-3)
* Acute phosgene poisoning may also affect the brain, heart, and blood in humans. These effects are thought to be caused by a lack of oxygen and not by the direct action of phosgene. (1)
* Severe ocular irritation and dermal burns may occur following eye or skin exposure in humans. (2)
* Phosgene also damages the lungs and alters pulmonary immune system function in animals. (5)
* Tests involving acute exposure of rats, mice, rabbits, and guinea pigs have demonstrated phosgene to have high acute toxicity from inhalation exposure. (4)



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 6,2011 10:28am



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jan 6,2011 10:34am
please. those fish were killed by the excrement of MDF attendees.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 6,2011 10:35am
i'm loving this! PLEASE LET THIS BE THE TURNING TIDE!!



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Jan 6,2011 10:36am
keep in mind that natural mass deaths of vulnerable species happens nearly every day. on the other hand, so do mass deaths caused by government activity.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 6,2011 10:40am edited Jan 6,2011 10:56am
China is looking into this being a possible Global event because of Earths disappearing magnectic field

supporting evidence

http://www.sott.net/articles/show/221015-S...ic-North-Pole-Impacts-Tampa-Airport



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 6,2011 10:43am
PAGING DR'S JOSHUA KEYES AND CONRAD ZIMSKY



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Jan 6,2011 11:42am
We are due for a polar shift... every 26,000 years or so.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 6,2011 11:44am
Slag%20NLI said[orig][quote]
We are due for a polar shift... every 26,000 years or so.


hopefully the polar shift brings with it an ideology shift. unlikely though.



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Jan 6,2011 11:49am
I, for one, welcome the end of this polar era. Maybe the polar shift kills us all or maybe it forces us to work together. At the very least, I want a good meal out of it.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 6,2011 12:46pm
hopefully it's the Yuuzhan Vong.



toggletoggle post by aril at Jan 6,2011 12:49pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
China is looking into this being a possible Global event because of Earths disappearing magnectic field

supporting evidence

http://www.sott.net/articles/show/221015-Shift-of-Earth-s-Magnetic-North-Pole-Impacts-Tampa-Airport


Star and flag!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 6,2011 12:51pm
i raise your star and flag a star and flag.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 6,2011 2:06pm



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jan 6,2011 2:45pm
I hope the government starts killing everybody to protect their dastardly secrets.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 6,2011 2:50pm edited Jan 6,2011 2:50pm
wishful thinking at its best



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 6,2011 6:38pm
I saw a flock of geese flying north today. Im sure that's a good thing.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 7,2011 1:47pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 11,2011 10:50am



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jan 11,2011 11:19am
lol



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Jan 11,2011 11:33am
"Scientists say mass die-offs of wildlife happen regularly, and are usually unrelated and unreported."

/thread



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jan 11,2011 11:41am
That's what they want you to think.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Jan 11,2011 11:59am
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
That's what they want you to think.


You're talking to the dude who thinks the government is run by corporations and NWO is already here because in fact multinational corporations already own almost all of the nations out there.

not to mention red tide is essentially the same thing but it seems normal because it has a known cause. Eventually scientists will figure this one out, doubt it's some haarp experiment



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 11,2011 12:00pm
its the earth's magnetic pole adjustment. fuckin dem brid's radah kehd



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