or is it that champion Seabiscuit?

i vomited too.

To be fair, she's like a New Hampshire 8 or 9, at least.

Dying is starting to sound better than living free every minute.

I lol'd

????

Intercontintal champion

did she not get enough skin

looks like there is plenty of it everywhere else

i mean skin for her face.

also spalding only jennsen and marcus is qualified to identify fatties.

why? im 300+ pounds. im pretty well versed in the realm of fatdom.

He must have a fetish for gums half his age.

I like her belt.

I believe she defeated War Admiral to win the championship.

LISANEEDSBRACES WANTS TO KNOW WHO'S NEXT

I had to read through this whole thread before I figured that thing in the Sodom shirt was supposed to be female.

"People I can do without: people with BIG GUMS and small teeth"
George Carlin

I wonder if Blitz fucked her anyway.

Nothing less could hold that enormous gunt of a fupa.

I can't stop looking at those pictures. Its such a train wreck, and so goddamn fucking funny that a guy who runs a chain of porno stores has to fuck that. No wonder he owns 50,000,000,000 pornos. You'd have to watch that many to get hard again after one look at that. It's like the opposite of Medusa. You never get hard again. I could write a novel, no, a series of novels plus a volume of poetry on just the gums alone.

Mesothelioma, A.I.D.S., Herpes, and all other pustulent plagues growing in the minds and bodies of all enemies of Vital Remains. You die The CANCER is growing now. The CANCER is spreading. LOSE!!!!! LOSE!!!!!

damn son!

It's All Good Under the Hood ;>D

No it's NOT All Good! To you, a Vag is a Vag because it's a non stop blood bath when you're there, but for me, i have the "privilege" of being there when it thinks it's "All That"... and in this case, the gums match the clam. It's like the new guy at the Roast Beef place put WAY too much on his 1st sandwich.

Don't drag ME into this!

bennyhillifier

Got nothing better to do again??? Well who ever started this thread, probably never could get a girlfriend.

i would rather be single than call "that" my girlfriend. nice overbite....

Ah, of course. Nothing beats your left hand, now does it? Or perhaps you're a righty...

Either way, old trolling is old.

You are single... I called it!! So you must sit around and smell your mommies underwear and jerk yourself off.

nope, not single, nice try tho

To be fair, many people look for MORE THAN looks in a mate. People can have other amazing qualities.

The problem is, I said MORE THAN. Not ANYTHING BUT.

*shiver*

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Yeah, you are single dipshit...

Nekrosnot... That's old info you posted. You never knew that was up there? Wow, I thought you were on top of your game...

...then update it you retard. Almost forgot, you're a faggot.

Why should I update it dicksucker? I'm just pointing out that you're such a tough guy and you know so much... Boy, I wish I was you and played in a shitty band named Nachzehrer.

I never claimed to be a tough guy or a know it all. I am however easily amused.