I just want everyone here to know that if you touch a jalapeno and then touch your dick, you should play jump rope with it. Otherwise you run the risk of wasting a perfect good burning cock, unless you want to apply it to the more practical application of a spicy vagina making a hopping jumping bean bunny on stilts through a carnival carwash fart circus of four wheeled fury.

coolidge story bro/do a spicy vagina about it

Lamp, did Ridahs.get into your account?

Nah, some alcohol just got into my body on an empty stomach at a time when I have no tolerance.

Spicy vagina sandwiches now at the Dairy King/Burger Queen hybrid

hi gay lamp you have the best dick references.