Today in this sacred funeral of fuck which is full of fuck, AIDS died from AIDS so an AIDS tribute was giving to promote AIDS awareness. What better way to spread awareness than to give AIDS to all the mourners in attendance? Now they know what AIDS is and how to give it and how to live with it and how to romance it and how to tell it to go suck a fuck up a tree branch butt. The government invented this disease and it stands for Asshole Infecting Dick Sucking because they wanted to show America who's boss: America is boss of America. And only Jesus Christ could sodomize himself on top of a flagpole, because as we all know, he holds the world record for most bratwurst consumed in rush hour traffic on the Merritt Parkway. So just remind yourself when you go out into public to commit your activities of misdeed and wrongdoing on this sacred day: Always remember to floss. Wash behind your ears. Have surgery to remove your lower ribs so you can fellate yourself to climax without blinking an eye. Recycle. Pick up litter. Donate to charity. Fist yourself. Read the newspaper. Ride a bike if you can instead of driving a car to protect the environment. Always remember to FUCK YOURSELF GOD DAMNIT JUST FUCK YOURSELF ALREADY. YOU ARE HATED AND EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU ARE HATED BECAUSE I AM EVERYBODY AND I AM SITTING ON TOP OF THE TALLEST TREE BRANCH BLOWING BIRD MATING CALLS INTO MY ENCHANTED VUVUZELA SO WOODPECKERS WILL PECK MY HARD COCK AND HARVEST GRUBS FROM IT TO FEED TO STARVING THIRD WORLD CHILDREN. ONLY GIVING THE DEFIANT MIDDLE FINGER TO YOUR MOTHER WHILE BLASTING KID ROCK ON THE STEREO OF THE CAR SHE GOT YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY IS REAL.

I put a straw up my asshole and inhaled heroin with it

everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nowhere nowhere nowhere nowhere nowhere nowhere nowhere nowhere nothing nothing nothing i am an entire universe of self inflicted pain that i pain and trouble myself with the self reality that only window panes can shoot torpedo tits from a skyscraper into a monkey cunt fuck holy fuck i can eat my own brain i never knew this fascinating piece of information until one day someone told me the exoskeleton of a war crazed homonoid animal someone should really do something about that pesky tomato tree that keeps fingering my pisshole because all i want to do is walk to work in peace but some people won't let you, they won't let you because all you want to go is go to your government assigned job in communist leningrzdistan and you just can't because your car breaks down at the same time your czar breaks down and nobody can explain these things to you, all they do is nod and smile and nod and smile and nod and smile and nod and smile and nod and smile because why bother trying to hide the way you really feel from the world, i don't get it either because what we don't know is what truly kills us in the end. we are all knowing and omnipotent and only I have the ability to screw my face backwards into a coma that everyone knows is only the beginning of a world plot to dominate my own face with all kinds of repugnant solar panels and wind turbines that people who hate president obama secretly plan to hump in their sleep and want to screw themselves ass backwards bass ackwards and fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK WHY THE FUCK AM I BOTHERING TO SEND OUT MORSE CODE SIGNALS TO DOLPHINS THEY JUST DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE TRIVIAL CONCERNS OF MANKIND THEY ARE WAITING FOR THEIR CHANCE TO CONQUER THE OCEAN WITH THEIR GUNS. blowhole fistfuck assface shit duck

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Read all of it. Today is going to be a good day.

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derp derp'd of DErrrrrrrrp.

reads like spam mail from 2007.

Reading is Spamdemental

ITT: Castledoomerown discovered coke.

Thread sucks.

people who don't like Pokemon should kill themselves. Fuck you cunts, I hope you all die and kill yourself with death.

I want to shit all over my own testicles and wipe my ass with them but science tells me that I would get an infected nutsack and quite possibly some deformed turd sperm that will cause sewage to back up into my house? Has anyone on this forum ever experienced such a useless situation? I will pay you one thousand pennies to remedy my pain.

If you siphoned an entire horse cock into your man cunt also known as an asshole, hopefully you would die.

Only committing seppuku with a chainsaw is real.

Lamp, are you trying to Higgs-Boson me?

I started drinking on an empty stomach after getting out of work and got carried away again.

I guess...good to see u keepin it for real reelz

Microdeaths!

A.I.D.S always dies when up against A.I.E.D.Z.S..

"AIDS! Who fuckin cares!?!"




kermie doesnt have to worry about aids