Investigators found upwards of 500 dildos improperly stored in empty funnycar fuel canisters and Nuclear Assault LPs packed in oily rags. We could have saved the house, but the homeowner tried to get us to sell 50 tickets each before we could approach the property.

http://www.wmur.com/news/30649897/detail.html

Pretty shitty to be joking about someone's house burning down, like the guy or not.

thread title is false. also you're a dick.

wow.. that fucking sucks