Help me out here ladies.

hi

you should buy one of those fake vagina things
you get 2 pluses
1. no condom
2. no awkwardness after you're done with it

i say try a different kind of message board

ya like defyunlearn. com they have a WHOLE section about sex

ZING
hahahaha
yer awesome

Abbath said:

I think i would feel a little awkward after having sex with a fake vagina

i think they have butt holes on them too ahahahah

become gay

haha get a fleshlight

I'm still waiting!

looking for vagina in the sasauge fest if kinda dumb.

get a job.

*hands you a bagel*

there are at least 3 vaginas in this thread
but none are available

let's take this guy to the bunny ranch. maybe vince neil will be there, slapping whores around.

If u wanna spend $20-30 bucks go the Moonlite Reader and buy a fake pussy.It will keep you occupied until u can get the real thing.


P.S.

Dont forget to buy some lube too

Or... Drive through Lowell/Lawrence and pick up a crackwhore.If u really wanna spend the $$ call an escort service.

microwave some liver, then line the opening of a milk carton with it. make sure it's not too hot

Yikes!!! Sounds dangerous.Ill stick with snapping the carrot

dread_104 said:

Dude, your shit will fit into a milk carton?

yeah supposedly raw meat works well

"leolo" watch that movie and see what i mean
hahaha

swamplorddvm said:

Yeah. I too could use some assistance in this area.

ArrowHead said:

I was thinking the same thing. Sucks.

TheGreatSpaldino said:

and date spaulding

hahahahaha zing