I finally caught the black plague that people have had for the past few months. I need to be 100% for this saturday so I'm trying to get better.

I came down with it starting sunday. I'm pretty much find with pseudofed and codeine tylenol all day, but then at night I feel like a sack full of bruised dicks.

YES. So far i have soar throat and horrid intestinal issues. Also aches and hurting skin. Ive heard it lasts for a good 2-3 weeks. Fuck this shit. WORST WINTER IS WORSEST.

Wow! That is where my sack of bruised dicks went.

Wreningitis is back. I've been sick with one respiratory thing or another for months.

You have been fingered..... naaaa naaaa naaaaaa.

Beast be with you.

i'm starting to show signs due to my filthy co-workers.

I'm glad I got the sharting warning... that would have been baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

who wanted to sleep last night? obviously not me!

it sounds like a peculator when I exhale! arg!

you mean... percolator?

yeah, damn autocorrect.

cough cough cough cough

Should have gotten the flu shot.

I did

goddamn this bullshit. I was coughing up blood on Sunday night.

I just coughed til I threw up like 4 times.

I finally went to the DRs. Spent $100 on meds to help. a z-pack of antibiotics and a bottle of tussonex? I feel awesome now.

I find it hard to believe it's coincidence that I never get a flu shot and my illnesses are short-lived and generally require little more than regular cold meds for a few days.

you are lucky. oh also you are married and never to anywhere. Plus, it's harder for people to sneeze up at your face.

nope, it's the flu shot.

my blastbeats are SICK

poop poop poop pooppoop pooppoop pooppoop pooppoop pooppoop pooppoop pooppoop pooppoop pooppoop pooppoop pooppoop pooppoop pooppoop pooppoop pooppoop pooppoop pooppoop pooppoop poop

I'll just sit back and enjoy this hydrocodone

Finally, my cough is going away. I love medicine.