I recently heard that RTTP is now the home of serious apologies. I'd like to take a moment to make amends for past atrocities of the Church. As you all know we went through a couple of millennia of pedophilia, genocide, rampant corruption, totalitarian despotism, and all around negative shenanigans. I'm here to let you know that we are deeply regretful for all of this and more. I hope you'll accept the apology of God as He speaks through me.

You are forgiven, my son. Andrew can get fucked, though.