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returntothepit >> discuss >> ants stole my weed by Josh_hates_you on Aug 16,2004 12:54pm
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toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 16,2004 12:54pm
two weeks ago i had an eighth of nuggets dissappear. i put them in the same spot everyday so how could it grow legs and walk away?

well today i cleaned out under my bed to find alot of ants gathering around old candy and uder one paper there was about 1000 seeds that have been broken open and had the insides eaten out(i throw seeds on the floor) and next to the pile of seeds was my missing eighth. the bag had 100's os little bite marks in it since it must have taken alot of ants to move the bag 8 feet across my room.

those ants must have been real stoned for a long time.




true story.



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Aug 16,2004 12:56pm
you should snort the ants!



toggletoggle post by christraper at Aug 16,2004 12:57pm
i cant tell you how many times my dog ate my pot. cant say i ever had ants steal it though....



toggletoggle post by retzam at Aug 16,2004 12:57pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is brilliant



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 16,2004 1:02pm
dirteecrayon said:
you should snort the ants!


if i was in a gross out contest with motley crue then id do it




toggletoggle post by assuck   at Aug 16,2004 1:03pm
that was a great story



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 16,2004 1:18pm
I'm betting you still smoked it.



toggletoggle post by hoser at Aug 16,2004 1:43pm
Too fucking funny.....stoned ants. So, did they aeat all of your corn pops because they had the munchies afterwards?



toggletoggle post by Siberian at Aug 16,2004 2:02pm
That's a great story. My bassist recently had someone loot through his car and steel a half eight out of his ashtray (Brad rarely even smokes let alone buying herb). They overlooked a wallet, a checkbook, two huge books of CDs and a bunch of guitar cables and shit???????



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 16,2004 2:08pm
sounds like an inside job.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Aug 16,2004 2:58pm
hoser said:
Too fucking funny.....stoned ants. So, did they aeat all of your corn pops because they had the munchies afterwards?



no they where eating nerds left over from halloween

yes rev i am still in the process of smoking the new found eighth abducted by ants




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 16,2004 3:04pm
yatzi!



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Aug 16,2004 3:08pm
that's absolutely ridiculous...reminds me of the time my dog tried to eat my bowl...somehow he managed to get his lazy ass onto my bureau and i found him knocking it off so he could get to it...fuckin pothead!



toggletoggle post by Siberian at Aug 16,2004 3:15pm
Yeah Rev, gotta be an inside job. Too guilty to steal money and CDs, but they'll steal a part-time pothead's weed.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 16,2004 3:27pm
well... if you steal your friends CDs and Guitar cables, they will see them.
if you steal someone's weed.. I mean, whos going to look at it and say "hey, that's my weed"



toggletoggle post by Siberian at Aug 16,2004 3:29pm
Exactly! And of all people to steal from, Brad's gotta be the chillest dude I've ever met.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Aug 16,2004 4:06pm
Never trust Ants with the munchies.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 16,2004 4:09pm
it looks like you pulled a homer.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Aug 16,2004 4:43pm
someone needs to clean their bedroom.



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