hey so Alex and I are going to drive the distance up to UNH to see you guys on monday, in person.

The thing I NEED YOU TO DO is GUARANTEE Pray For A Plague will be there come hell or high water.

We don't want to drive all that way and find that Alex from PFAP had a hissy fit or something.

We love you dudes and are psyched to see you play. But i will chop off anyone in PFAP's nuts with a hacksaw if you guys don't show. Even though it will be nice to HCN play, too.

HCN dudes, help me make sure they show up. I BEG YOU!!!

they are...I talked to chris last night (alex p4ap's roomate) and he said they are still down.
cool that yer comin...how much fuckin room is there in that place?

not a lot, but it's a hell of a lot of fun to watch two fairly "grown" men flash their asses at you while you try and sing about sincere stuff.

Or when i will wip out my cock and bang it on your guitar player's strings so they don't play right.

In all seriousness, it's FUCKING tiny. We're a three piece, only guitar and drums for instruments, and we barely fit in the room. You guys have 5 members, right?

The sound is INCREDIBLE. You'll wish you could practice there all the time. It's the best our eqpt ever sounded (while in the room, at least). you get a live recording on CD afterwards, chopped into songs.

you can also hear your set on Aaron's live radio feed when he posts it. The sound quality is larger and more punchy, but it also sounds like a web stream more than the CD you get does.

it's one of the most fun things you'll do this year, and Aaron does a great job of promoting the whole deal for a while afterwards.

nice, sounds fun......












the penis slapping I mean.

is that like, a penis capo?

oh and you do an interview.

it goes like this:

Rev: Hey guys, thanks for playing
Your band: no Problem! That was so much fun! It sounded good in there!
Rev: So, do you have a website?
YB (thinks): Well...umm...yeah www.hand-choke-neck.com
Rev: With lots of band pictures?
YB: Well, not really
Rev: and a message board?
YB: Well, no...
Rev: and a radio show of your own?
YB: no.
Rev: Then why the fuck are you talking to me? (stares at you)
YB: Uh...I dunnow (you get sad)
Rev: You don't know me, son. You will never know me.

and then he puts on a song.

hahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....I gotta meet you dude....hahahahahahahahahahaha

he dosent actually say fuck on the air right?

he has a code word he made up, which is "fook"

he just sounds like a scottsman cussing when he says it. "fook your band and fook you".

He can fool the censors, but he can't fool us. We all know what he means, that fiend.