A faggot for the ages.

I'm trying to enjoy a grilled cheese with onions and jalapeno, cajun fries and cherry coke at Five Guys and in the midst of a solid classic rock block (Tull, the Doors, Nugent) comes "Live and Let Die" with its faggot Austin Powers refrain. Ugh. Die already. Two down, two to go.

GNRs version of that song is so much better.

Duh

the wrong two died

uh yuh

PS I only marked this news because Aaron didn't honor Jim's Order From Chaos request last night. One good turn deserves another.

+5 for honoring that request

-402719 for liking the stones over the beatles

But yea, Lennon was the best beatle. I want you (she's so heavy) is proto doom imho.

For Beatle Solo work:

my running thubnail theory is that John Lennon could write, but was a crappy performer

McCartney was a good performer but a shitty writer.

George barely knew what time it was.

Ringo knew the time. He knew he sucked.

Together they were fine (but I am not a fan personally)

Well, put it this way. Back then most music was recorded live, in studio first and foremost. So they are all good performers. Then again, I wasn't a twinkle in my fathers eye back then, what do I know.

I'm not even a Beatles fan and I think that song rules.

Seriously, excellent song. Has a nice mix of blues and then dreary riffage, which ultimately builds up into nothing. Awesome sound for 1969-1970. It also has a moog in it, which makes it even better.

That's a solid song. Won't deny that. But put Yellow Submarine or any of that faggot hippie pop shit up against Cocksucker Blues and tell me who the rock and fucking roll band is and who the pop fucking hippie faggots are. And if you want to take it back to both bands' origins, The Stones post-skiffle RnB negro stomp wipes the floor with The Beatles' wistful "I wanna hold your hand" sentiments. The Stones we're like "I'm gonna get you drunk then fill your butthole, you lousy Liverpudian scousewhore"

Fags.

Certainly won't argue about who I'd rather party with. The period between being hand holding and way too fucking silly was pretty sharp though.

Stones...I just really haven't taken the time to soak in the catalog.

Chapman shot him dead
Plugged him in the head
No more slopehead wife to fuck
No more 'squito bites to suck
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck the Beatles
Filthy, hairy, old people
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck the Beatles
Dirty, hairy, old people

So the reason you don't like the beatles is because of their real early works, when every woman in America wanted to suck their cock? Rightfully so, but each album they produced had it's own sound and contributed way more to the prgression of rock music than stupid shit about brown sugar or not always getting what you want. Granted, I'm more into prog stuff like king crimson and elp, but the beatles were more more important to the progression of music in the mid 60s. I like the stones as well but they ain't be toppin' the boy band hippy band the beatles. No way.

McCartney looks more and more like an old lady every day.














Also fuck The Beatles.

The only person with authority on this would be Paul Cnv because he's a proud english chap. But i've got a feeling he doesn't like both haha

i was interrupted from my porn browsing to put in my two cents:

paul mccartney is responsible for every time the beatles have a part of a song that goes "BONK BONK BONK BONK" - all quarter notes.

fish faced limey fuck

hahahha

I just don't dig the Beatles, man. Right place, right time I guess. I hope they got their cranks sipped to oblivion - good for them. I suppose I just harbor a special, nameless disdain for Paul in particular. Especially when I'm trying to enjoy a nice solitary sit-down at Five Guys and he crucifies it. That faggot Austin Powers "hijinx" sounding part makes my blood boil. Only other thing that gets me so inexplicably angry is Shirley fucking Temple. I fucking LOATHE Shirley Temple. That cunt.

no way, George Harrison was the best.

the "She's So Heavy" part was destined to be covered by Type O Negative. thankfully they did not disappoint.

Actually, to be quite honest I was never a huge Paul fan either. I have his flaming pie solo album but don't dig it that much. Both the stones and beatles are what they are, and I actually highly enjoy a few stones songs. But after listening to some of the beatles songs in drugs, I formed my opinion. As with Brian dc, I'm not familiar with the entire stones catalogue so my opinion is shit anyway.

i love the stones and i love the beatles. both are incredible bands.

I hate them.

Wow, a lot of hatred for one of the key contributers to rock music.

Love the Beatles. <3 paul mccartney as an artist, as well as Lennon and Harrison, but McCartney does look like a goddamn woman now.

If it wasn't for the Beatles, Half the music you listen to wouldn't be around today.

This thread is a huge fail. McCartney is the best Beatle IMO

Only thing worse than Paul was that anti-hunting, anti-fishing cunt Linda that he was married to. She's dead now so LOL.

Hahaha yea

McCartney is awesome. I won't even bother to list all the killer songs he's written.

His solo stuff is pretty weak in general but hey man.

a grilled cheese with onions and jalapenos sounds fucking AMAZING

I love how some people hate on The Beatles. If there was no Beatles then there would be no Sabbath. Fact.

fact =/= care

I sense a disturbance in the force.

its just DYA. hes posting again.

FACT: From their inception Beatles were groomed to be corporate puppet pop culture icons who pumped out the most annoying worst music I have ever heard in my life. They were the equivalent to the Backstreet Boys. Even after they dropped acid and they were supposed to be so ground breaking the music was more weird, but still GAY. Someone else had already been shitting on them long before who is the real man without whom the Stones,Beatles,Cream,Sabbath or anyone else would exist:


/endthreadfaggots

Early blues was the beginning of rock, yes. If you want to argue roots of rock, you can go further back than mr. Johnson.
No one is saying the beatles (among others) are the sole reason music is what it is today, but they contributed a great deal to the progression of rock music in the 60s. Anyone who fails to see that is simply a moron or just biased against them because of their queer early works.

i can't see how someone can't like the beatles(especially later beatles). i agree with aril that they aren't the end all as there were plenty of other fantastically awesome bands that were around at the same time as them but still...

ITT: Loose interpretation of the word "Fact."

FACT: BEATLES IS FAGGITS

Meh. I could give a fuck less about the beatles. And if you try to argue the fact that "they were the first to do blah blah blah", then my counter argument is someone else would do it if they didn't. Same goes for Sabbath, Zeppelin, and everyone else. I like what I like because it's what I like. Fuck hippies.

Im not defending the beatles in the sense that I worship them. But it has always made me lol at the biased opinions on their music - or at least thier significance in music.

Same with me. I probably listen to more grateful dead than anyone here. Yea I just admitted that. Fuck the haters.

My old band covered Comin' Around by the dead.

good song. a lot of hardcore deadheads hate terrapin station but i've been listening to that album a lot lately. estimated prophet is such a great song.

That's it for the other one.

I hate the Beatles. Just thought I'd add that in.

yea but you like portisgay

i used to hate the beatles when i was younger but developed an appreciation over the years. good songwriting is good songwriting

and I'm kidding btw, portisgay is good

this thread sucks...



almost as much as hearing when im sixty-four after within you and without you

I'm almost asleep so I'm gonna call tl;dr on this thread, but I fucking hate paul mccartney, on behalf of all that is bass playing and music and british people even though I'm a warm blooded american (who usually likes british people). zzz

Anyone else catch Ringo Star on the Daily Show? Ugh. Hope he dies soon.

Hating the Beatles is so cool.

They would have become a war metal band if that Jew hadn't shot John Lennon. I'm not a Nazi, some of my best friends are Jews, if they like war metal. \m/

Id rather listen to just about any other band from that time period other than the beatles. I don't know why but I just dont like their music. Even the later stuff. Yet I like their contemporaries. Why is that? I dont know maybe they just suck.

guys can you just let it be?

It's OK if you don't like the Beatles, but people wishing that Ringo dies soon and calling the Beatles gay all that need to calm down.

And I'm pretty sure over half of the people 'hating' them just haven't heard enough songs. I don't like what I have heard from Lady Gaga, but I won't say she sucks until I have heard all her songs without liking any of them (maybe not even then). Remember good and bad music is subjective.

Is this your first Internet or something, anonymous?

Actually this whole thread is opinion.

Opinions? Never heard of such.

Exactly - they were neither great instrumentalists nor great composers, even by the standards of the time; in fact, I wouldn't even call them good instrumentalists or composers by the standards of the time.

Consider, they played worthless bubble gum garbage for a few years, and although they got at least got somewhat creative after that, being creative is generally a run-of-the mill first step for any band one would want to listen to, not this groundbreaking unique thing it's treated like by Beatles fans who sound like naive parents bragging about the brilliance of their child's fingerpainting. Just because it's dear and nostalgic to you doesn't make it good, and album sales do not necessarily reflect quality; the Beatles were not anywhere close to the first band to play the style of music they came out with, nor were they the best musicians at performing that style.

The fact is that the Beatles' musical influence is grossly overrated; the Beatles WERE very influential in one very critical way that we all benefit from, however, and it was their effect on the music BUSINESS. The Beatles popularity allowed them (and subsequently bands in general) to have power in the music industry that bands didn't have before, laying down the route for Led Zeppelin and their manager to push that trend even further, opening the door for bands that wrote and performed their own music to sell multi-million selling album after album with huge tour after huge tour, and keeping a reasonable chunk of the money without getting shafted by promoters and record executives (although, unfortunately, in the last twenty years, it feels like a lot of that progress has been undone).

I know, I know, the bubblegum screaming idiot crowds set an ugly music business precedent as well, laying the groundwork for the boy band model - but consider, that would have happened anyway, much the same as rock and roll's progression without the Beatles' would have evolved much more similiarly to the way it has than people are acknowledging, given they were neither the first nor only to play the style they came out with. However - and this is my point - a band writing its own tunes getting power in the industry was NOT inevitable, so that's the aspect that is most historically notable about the Beatles, and as a result of which we all benefit from their existence. The very goal and idea of "making it" as a band began with them.

Zeke is better than the Beatles.

SCIENCE FACT.

Calling John Lennon a non-composer is like wiping your ass with BloodEyeBettys underpants, consuming the underpants, shitting it out again and eating the remains. Just doesn't make sense khed.

The Electric Prunes blow all these bands away anyways.

stfu gayboy

I hope Paul and Ringo die on my birthday.

I'm impartial and enjoy both the stones and beatles. I can understand the reasoning behind hating the beatles, though. so I'm not going to defend 'em.

ONLY TESCO VEE IS REAL

This is one of those bands where only the first album is NOT real.

Gunshot wound to back of the victim's head. Body identified as John Lennon. Pretty sad, in a couple of years he had built a home sweet home, but it looks like his life

...puts on sunglasses...

doesn't go on.

OBLADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH